Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
What do you call the last chapter in a book about the Civil War?
Everyone keeps saying that after the election there's gonna be a civil war. I disagree.
There's gonna be a Trumper Tantrum
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
Why did Democratic senators boycott the nomination of the new Supreme Court justice?
They just couldn’t Barrett.
Did you know that on this day during the American Civil War, armies on both sides skipped breakfast?
What do you do if a maths puzzle infringes on your civil liberties?
This civil war on Syria is really...
I don’t like Civil War jokes
I General Lee don’t find them funny
What ancient civilization had the best canoers?
People often ask me if I know my Civil War era historical figures....
My response is usually "General Lee"
Civil war jokes? I general Lee don’t find them funny
My country just had a horrific civil war.
I think Stan Lee’s cameo in Captain America Civil War was...
I'm sometimes okay with Civil War puns
but I General Lee don't approve
What does a civilization in space use as a currency?
In the future...
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" 😂🤣
I'm a historian who studies the American Civil War. Unfortunately, it's been hard making money at this.
So I applied for a General Grant.
Civil War puns might be a little controversial.
But they are General Lee easy to make.
Did you know that before the civil war
In school Jefferson Davis was voted most likely to secede
You know what civilization had the biggest scam in history?
The Egyptians with their pyramid scheme.
How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
Civil engineer fired after forgetting how to design electricity-generating water barriers.
What is an electronically advanced civilization called?
Whenever I hear Trump talk I think of a civil war leader rallying the troops.
I mean, just generally speaking.
Which civil rights leader was the most exfoliated
Dr Martin Loofah King, Jr.
It's no wonder Carthage failed as a civilization...
it was always full of Carthinogens.
What do you call soldiers from the South when they partied during the Civil War?
I'm considering starting a civil rights group to fight for the rights of biological twins.
Because they're people two.
My wife is a civil engineer
What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer?
A mechanical engineer makes weapons and a civil engineer makes targets.
When I was young I joined the Civil Air Patrol CAP for short
My grandfather called it the Called it the Civil Regional Air Patrol.
What do you call a rude civil engineer?
I saw some people building a new bridge near me and every lunch break, they would sit down for afternoon tea complete with tablecloth and napkins…
It was very civil engineering…
What do you call a polite man who builds bridges?
Dad-joked while talking about the civil rights movement
Me, "Rosa Parks stood up for what she believed in!"
Dad, "Actually, I believe she stayed seated."
Edit: spelling
Do you like Civil War Jokes?
I don’t find them General Lee funny.
Why don't people like jokes about the Civil War?
They're General Lee not funny.
Civil War Jokes?
I General Lee don’t find them very funny.
Civil War jokes?
I don't General Lee find them very funny.
What do you call a snake that works for the government?
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