When teachers mix history and modern pop culture
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You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
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I am like a modern day Zeus....
I am not strong or godlike I am just constantly horny.
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The founder of modern study.
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My friends asked me to stop singing Modern Love by David Bowie
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I've decided to switch careers to study modern female rappers.
I think my parents will be so proud when they learn I'm a Cardi-B-ologist.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do you call the ancestors of the modern day scissors?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What's the modern way to donate to the church?
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︎ Feb 03 2021
A man recently ran up to me announcing that he was a primary color, then instructed me to perform a modern dance trend on the fourth letter of the alphabet and food coloring.
He said "I'm blue, dab a D, dab a dye".
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Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?
The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!
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A very young lemon strolled into an underground metro station, buying and enjoying a coffee, chatting with other fruits and eventually riding on a nice, modern train.
One could say it was a sub-lime experience.
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The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because
that was an ice-olated incident.
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A two-star officer was so vain about how good he looked in the updated uniform...
...he ordered all flare guns to be loaded with an action figure in his likeness. That's right:
the Very model of a modern major general.
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︎ May 16 2021
Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.
His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I spat my water
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call a modern Indian restaurant?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
My cat has opinions about Chinese history. I asked him who their best leader in modern history is:
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What are your resolution going to be for the new year?
Still on 1080p? or upgraded to 4k already?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Modern problems require modern solutions.
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Modern problems require Indian solutions
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︎ Feb 11 2020
A pirate is transported to modern day and stumbles upon a lumber mill while looking for work. When the pirate is asked if he knows how to use any of the tools...
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︎ Apr 14 2020
There's a new rap artist who combines a modern hip hop sound with 80s retro pop.
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︎ May 15 2020
Did you know that ancient Greeks would shave their heads before the Olympics to run faster?
Modern historians call it balderdash.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I can only imagine the frustration behind the making of modern Looney Tunes shows.
There has to be a lot of Bugs in the programs they use.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Ted Talk -Ted Bundy- Unlocking Necrophilia and its implications in modern society.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...
I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
Eventually, weβre all doomed to end up in super modern offices where the walls are whiteboards
The writing is on the wall
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︎ Dec 10 2019
My son said he wanted Modern Warfare for his birthday.
So I told him to try and get on an underground train during rush hour.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
What do you call a wolf that has things figured out
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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"
She replied, "You need two iβs."
Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isnβt it?"
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What do you call a modern bee from America?
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︎ Sep 05 2019
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNQRSTUVWXYZ
If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?
Bjorn in the wrong generation.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
To the person who stole my glasses
I will find you, I have contacts
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A Modern Art Masterpiece.
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My wife makes art by spending hours painting dots on a canvas to create shapes, she calls it modern art
I think itβs pointillist
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Apparently modern feminism wants nothing to do with guys who are over six feet
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Modern Joke
I want to get my buddy a good present but all I can find is a painting that has a prostitute saying, "1, 2, 3, 4..." and I don't think he'll like it, but my friend said, "It's the thot that counts".
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How do you spot a modern spider?
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︎ Jun 13 2019
How do modern Spartans cook fries?
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Modern grammar Nazis: the alt-write
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︎ Jul 26 2018
Me telling a historian about modern day doorbells
Me: "Have you heard of modern doorbell chimes?"
Historian: "Doesn't ring a bell"
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What do you call a Swede that doesn't like modern music?
Bjorn in the wrong generation.
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