Why was the deer was looking to diversify her investments?

Because she only had a couple of bucks and wanted to make a little doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skoomy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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I've started diversifying my portfolio by investing in different stocks. Primarily beef, chicken, and vegetables...

I hope some day to be a bouillonaire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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If you're ever in need of a bus, just call...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDontCare320
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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My FIL was talking about his catch-up 401-K

At dinner, my father in law was talking about how he has a catch-up 401K and can contribute extra each year. I told him to be careful and that he should maybe diversify with a mustard 401K as well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piyoucaneat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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