I noticed my wife and kids were wearing vests so I put one on just so I could say "vest day ever" like a million times.

Then I took it off just so I could mention that I wasn't as invested as they were.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/LordPotato9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 27 2022
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A man has 3 girlfriends and doesnโ€™t know whom to marry!?!

He gives each girl $5000 and sees howโ€™d they spend it.

  1. Does a whole body makeover- I love you and want to look beautiful for you always

  2. Buys him a new set of clubs and a new tv- I want you to have fun bc I love you

  3. Takes the $5000, invests it, doubles it, reinvests the profits and gives him back his $5000. I love you and want us to focus on our future and plan togetherโ€ฆ

The man still canโ€™t decide and just goes with the one who has the biggest boobs!!

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