Lender Puns

A list of puns related to "Lender"

What did the Norwegian money lender say when he arrived at your front door?

NOK NOK.

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👤︎ u/CrazyDrDuck
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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👤︎ u/kngfbng
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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My uncle always said "Neither a borrower or a lender be"

Lovely bloke, but a terrible bank manager

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👤︎ u/cotswoldboy
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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I want to move to Australia and become a small business lender.

I'll be known as the Funder from Down Under.

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👤︎ u/rezthepinnacle
📅︎ Oct 01 2017
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What do you call a T Rex that works for a Payday Loan company?

An Apex Predatory Lender.

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👤︎ u/galactigak
📅︎ Mar 09 2016
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