I used to be a banker...

But I lost interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me

so I asked him to leave me a loan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Why did the banker quit his job?

Because he lost interest.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Ever notice bankers tend to keep to themselves?

They're loaners by nature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why did the banker leave his job

He had no interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purplejaffacake
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Why are Irish bankers so successful?

Because their capital's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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I used to be a banker
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ataraxic_panda
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?

Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nick30075
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Whv are Irish bankers so successful?

Because their capital's always Dublin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Why did the banker leave his job?

because he lost interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThawEliot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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What did the banker break up with his girlfriend after she demanded that he forgive her loan?...

He lost interest

Edit: *Why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vladipus222
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why’d the Banker marry the Mermaid?

She had good Fin&shells

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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Why didn’t my banker like my joke?

It didn’t make cents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What’s the problem with my banker joke?

It doesn’t make any cents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/topcat90
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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Why do bankers make the worst chefs?

Cause there’s no accounting for taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SINFAXI
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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What do you get when cross a banker with a fish?

A Loan Shark!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tummy_Olamendi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I was gonna be a banker when I grow up but.....

I lost interest

Get it?????

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumplinThief
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Have you heard of the pirates who became Bankers? They have really good rates

Pi-rates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irohreadit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call an Asian banker with no friends?

Loan Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenYLP
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Got the banker today

Me: signs document

Banker: "Oh, sorry, you also have to swear to the information on this paper"

Me: "Well, that's kinda weird."

Banker: "Yeah, since this is a sworn document, you have to swear. It's weird, I know."

holds up piece of paper and makes a concentrated face

"Fuck!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tapeleg91
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
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Why did the Banker switch his career?

Because he lost interest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hackerman79_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Why are bankers sad?

Because they're loanly.

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Why can’t bankers cook?

There’s no accounting for taste!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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It must suck to be a banker

I'm sure it gets really loanly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McIgglyTuffMuffin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?

He started losing interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Something_Syck
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2015
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Did you know I used to be a banker?

I lost interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zeanspocket
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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On the advice from my investment banker, I paid $1000 for a security blanket

It was pretty expensive but it keeps me warm and helps me sleep at night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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What's a banker's favorite rock song?

How Do I Get You A Loan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/braxistExtremist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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I figured out why all Polish bankers can jump so high

They're all Pole vaulters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Of course he does...he's a banker imgur.com/4ABUo2Y
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaun_Guitarist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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Bankers joke

My dad always had his go to Dad joke when we were growing up. He'd often make a joke than none of us ever got, then he would say...

"That was a bankers joke, only the teller gets it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mapguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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Why did the fisherman become a banker?

He knew all about net worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ubertekk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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I used to be a banker,

but I lost interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Day_Dead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I used to be a banker!

But I lost interest!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/command_613
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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Why did the banker leave his job?

Because he lost interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThawEliot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMiniDuck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I used to be a banker

... but then I lost interest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Celistaf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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Why did the banker quit his job?

He lost interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spyder_9187
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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Why did the banker quit his job?

He lost interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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I used to be a banker...

but I lost interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnskaterr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2016
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