Banker Puns

A list of puns related to "Banker"

I was dating a banker

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/omarkrimlyreddit
📅︎ Jan 21 2021
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Vatican bankers have to wear priestly raiment to work

Because they’re in-vestment advisors.

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👤︎ u/zamoose
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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It must really suck being a banker.

It gets pretty loanly.

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
📅︎ Oct 21 2020
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A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me

so I asked him to leave me a loan.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ May 23 2020
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Why did the banker quit his job?

Because he lost interest.

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👤︎ u/jingles_and_pringles
📅︎ Jan 15 2020
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I used to be a banker
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👤︎ u/ataraxic_panda
📅︎ May 18 2018
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Ever notice bankers tend to keep to themselves?

They're loaners by nature.

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👤︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
📅︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why are Irish bankers so successful?

Because their capital's always Dublin.

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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Did you hear about the chain of terrorist attacks committed by angry bankers?

Police thought the attacks were linked but later found that they were a bunch of loan wolves.

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👤︎ u/Nick30075
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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Why didn’t my banker like my joke?

It didn’t make cents.

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👤︎ u/The_Nightman_82
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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What’s the problem with my banker joke?

It doesn’t make any cents

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👤︎ u/topcat90
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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What did the banker break up with his girlfriend after she demanded that he forgive her loan?...

He lost interest

Edit: *Why

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👤︎ u/Vladipus222
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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Why’d the Banker marry the Mermaid?

She had good Fin&shells

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👤︎ u/GEEZusChristman
📅︎ May 12 2019
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Why do bankers make the worst chefs?

Cause there’s no accounting for taste.

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👤︎ u/SINFAXI
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Got the banker today

Me: signs document

Banker: "Oh, sorry, you also have to swear to the information on this paper"

Me: "Well, that's kinda weird."

Banker: "Yeah, since this is a sworn document, you have to swear. It's weird, I know."

holds up piece of paper and makes a concentrated face

"Fuck!"

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👤︎ u/Tapeleg91
📅︎ Jul 11 2015
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What do you get when cross a banker with a fish?

A Loan Shark!!

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👤︎ u/Tummy_Olamendi
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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I was gonna be a banker when I grow up but.....

I lost interest

Get it?????

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👤︎ u/DumplinThief
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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What do you call an Asian banker with no friends?

Loan Lee

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👤︎ u/GoldenYLP
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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Bankers' secret
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👤︎ u/Kauntest
📅︎ Oct 12 2018
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Have you heard of the pirates who became Bankers? They have really good rates

Pi-rates.

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👤︎ u/irohreadit
📅︎ Feb 19 2019
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Why are bankers sad?

Because they're loanly.

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Why did the Banker switch his career?

Because he lost interest!

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👤︎ u/hackerman79_
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Of course he does...he's a banker imgur.com/4ABUo2Y
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👤︎ u/Shaun_Guitarist
📅︎ Aug 07 2016
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What's a banker's favorite rock song?

How Do I Get You A Loan

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👤︎ u/braxistExtremist
📅︎ Jan 06 2018
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On the advice from my investment banker, I paid $1000 for a security blanket

It was pretty expensive but it keeps me warm and helps me sleep at night.

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👤︎ u/kshiau
📅︎ May 08 2018
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I figured out why all Polish bankers can jump so high

They're all Pole vaulters.

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👤︎ u/mkaic
📅︎ Mar 22 2018
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I used to be a banker...

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/EJDJohnAudiR18USA
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/TheSketchiest
📅︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why did the banker leave his job

He had no interest

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👤︎ u/purplejaffacake
📅︎ Sep 01 2019
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I used to be a banker,

but I lost interest.

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest

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👤︎ u/command_613
📅︎ Feb 22 2017
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I used to be a banker!

But I lost interest!

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Why did the banker leave his job?

because he lost interest

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👤︎ u/ThawEliot
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Whv are Irish bankers so successful?

Because their capital's always Dublin.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Sep 19 2019
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I used to be a banker

... but then I lost interest

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👤︎ u/Celistaf
📅︎ Jan 31 2018
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Why did the banker leave his job?

Because he lost interest

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👤︎ u/ThawEliot
📅︎ Mar 23 2019
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I used to be a banker

But I lost interest.

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👤︎ u/TheMiniDuck
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Why did the banker quit his job?

He lost interest.

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👤︎ u/spyder_9187
📅︎ May 12 2017
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Why did the banker quit his job?

He lost interest.

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👤︎ u/MeowMixSong
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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It must suck to be a banker

I'm sure it gets really loanly.

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👤︎ u/McIgglyTuffMuffin
📅︎ Mar 08 2017
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Why can’t bankers cook?

There’s no accounting for taste!

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Oct 07 2018
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Why did the banker break up with his girlfriend?

He started losing interest

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👤︎ u/Something_Syck
📅︎ May 30 2015
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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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👤︎ u/ThinkingwithPokemon
📅︎ Oct 02 2014
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Did you know I used to be a banker?

I lost interest.

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👤︎ u/zeanspocket
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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I used to be a banker...

but I lost interest.

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👤︎ u/johnskaterr
📅︎ Dec 21 2016
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