What did the spice merchant say to his tantrum throwing son?

“I’ve got all the thyme in the world.”

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👤︎ u/malker84
📅︎ May 25
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How do merchants fight?

They trade blows.

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👤︎ u/Explodinchips
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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What did the dying spice merchant say to his final customer?

I'm all out of thyme!

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👤︎ u/DankyyKangg
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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How do merchants fight one another?

They trade blows.

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👤︎ u/dinhmatt
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why did the merchant backstabbed you?

Because he is a trader.

(Makes more sense when spoken)

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👤︎ u/Marv1236
📅︎ May 04 2019
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Why did the merchant buy a ship?

Because it was on sail.

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👤︎ u/BartholomewDan
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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A merchant approached the captain of a SWAT team about upgrading their riot shields...

The captain replied, "Finally! A purchase I can get behind!"

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👤︎ u/BradEmery
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why dont you ever hire merchants?

Cause they're always traders

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👤︎ u/Covert778
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Merchants are starting to sell less and less ivory..

I guess its starting to become irelephant

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👤︎ u/Alloftheuptokes
📅︎ Jan 08 2017
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My friend was complaining about not selling enough alcohol in his shop.

I told him to stop being such a whine merchant.

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👤︎ u/abhorsenraul
📅︎ May 17 2019
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I went for a body wax today.

She charged me 200 bucks. What a rip off merchant.

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👤︎ u/December_Soul
📅︎ May 24 2019
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