My new spice merchant can be a little sassy. I asked her for some fresh, high-quality thyme.
She told me, "If you got the money, honey, I got the thyme."
What did the spice merchant say to his tantrum throwing son?
“I’ve got all the thyme in the world.”
What did the dying spice merchant say to his final customer?
I'm all out of thyme!
Why did the merchant backstabbed you?
Because he is a trader.
(Makes more sense when spoken)
Why did the merchant buy a ship?
Because it was on sail.
A merchant approached the captain of a SWAT team about upgrading their riot shields...
The captain replied, "Finally! A purchase I can get behind!"
Why dont you ever hire merchants?
Cause they're always traders
Merchants are starting to sell less and less ivory..
I guess its starting to become irelephant
My friend was complaining about not selling enough alcohol in his shop.
I told him to stop being such a whine merchant.
I went for a body wax today.
She charged me 200 bucks. What a rip off merchant.
How do merchants fight one another?
They trade blows.
