What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog cart vendor?

The monk said "make me one with everything."

Monk handed him a $20 bill. Vendor handed him his hot dog.

The monk asked for his change.

The vendor replied "change must come from within."

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the Hot Dog Vendor?

… Make me one with everything.

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I went to a specialised vendor today to buy a prosthetic limb.

But when I got there ownership had changed hands.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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Did I ever tell you about the shady vendor who sold me an overpriced, moldy donut on my trip to see the Pyramids?

Egypt me, but I was starving so I ate it anyway. Now I falafel.

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I met a real nice vendor at a farmer's market, he was promoting this.
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What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

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What did Buddha say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the buddha say when he walk up to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Monk day to the hot dog vendor?

β€œMake me one with everything”

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What did Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything...

Credit goes to the show Maniac on Netflix but I'm sure it originated elsewhere.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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A vendor at the fair told me that he hoped that the rain kept up.

Just so that it wouldn't come down.

Heard that from a deadhead at the Deerfield fair.

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A Buddhist walks up to a hotdog vendor and says:

"Make me one with everything"

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Make me one with everything. -- Zen Master to the hot dog vendor
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At our town's 4th of July fireworks show, a vendor was selling pet turtles. My wife, impulsive animal lover that she is, bought one.

After the fireworks, we were gathering up our things to leave. She asked if her new turtle was OK. I picked up its little carrier, peered inside, and said, "It looks a little shell-shocked."

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What did the t-shirt vendor say to the psychic?

"What are you, a medium?"

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I saw a hot dog vendor today...

She was good-looking, but I don't really need a dog.

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What did the Dalai Lama say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the buddhist say to the hotdog vendor ?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did a Buddhist say to a hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Buddha say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

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What did the Buddhist said to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

"Make me one with everything"

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