I went to K-mart the other day...

Because I really needed to buy a K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/luis_tamion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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Why are there no Wal-Marts in Iraq?

Because everything is a Target.

I’ll take my ban now.

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Why do Storm Troopers shop at Wal Mart?

Because they couldn’t find the Target

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brownxbearx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,

Man, De Lorain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peterd3d
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NSW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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So we've been challenged by Little Mart, Forster, NEW to a board off. Who will come out on top?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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I asked the Wal-Mart worker where I could find the nuts.

"They are all in the toilet paper aisle right now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rex_Mundi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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Wal-mart has raised their low prices
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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Went to the Minnie mart to pick these guys up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greeneggsandspam_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2017
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Got my Mom today in Wal-Mart

We were walking around getting stuff for my step dad's birthday and I ask if we can leave soon because I hate Wal-Mart, and she replies "No I'm not rushin" and automatically I reply "I know, we're scottish."

Context : We're americans with scottish background, if ya couldn't catch on.

QuickEdit: Wording

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfamousChris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2015
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I went to Wal-Mart to buy some velcro..

..it was a ripoff

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackl7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2013
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Standing in line at the quickie Mart...

Behind this guy buying condoms and cough drops... I think to myself, man this guy is fucking sick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GnuckleHead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2016
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Once again Wal-Mart has sealed the deal. imgur.com/JWAYg6l
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikedudical
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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Today in Wal-Mart, my dad picked up a package of Hostess Snowballs

"Somewhere, a snowman is singing soprano..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souwant2bcliche
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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Dad joked at Wal-Mart

I was walking around Wal-Mart with my girlfriends parents and brother, and her mom and I were talking about certain brands of toilet paper.

Him: Do you know what they call people who are picky about their toilet paper? ... anal!

His wife groaned and walked away, I laughed, high fived him and continued walking and talking with him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quixotic_Ryan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2014
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Driving past a BI-Mart, my dad quickly chirped up by saying, "Huh, this grocery store has no sexual orientation."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingerBeady
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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Ugh I hate going to Wal-Mart enough, I never asked for this

"Hey, Dad I need to run out to the store. Would you like to come with?" "Yeah I could use some things" "Okay does 4:30 work?" "No but it's polishing its applications at least"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickify
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2013
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Dad joked at Wal-Mart

Customer: "Do you have any rutabagas?"

Me: "No, we're fresh out."

Customer: "You mean you're stale out..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mathew93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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Got my gf at Wal-Mart

She said "I have to get Midol." I asked "What's her name?" "Who?" "Your doll."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wompman90
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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The wife dadjoked me at Wal-Mart

We've been trying to eat healthier so we got a bunch of fresh produce at the store. I put some squash in the front of the basket where the coupons were and my wife said, "Oh man, you squashed my coupons."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logosolos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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Friend: 'I was wearing skeleton earrings when I went to Wal-Mart at lunch, and when I walked out, I noticed 1 of them was missing'

Me: 'I know how you feel. I can't go to Wal-Mart without dropping a few bones too'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red3biggs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2014
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i was in Wal-Mart tge other day with the family

We were in the shaving section, my wife was looking for new razors. My 2 year old boy grabbed one of the combo packs, and I said "Hey! Put that Schick down!" My wife chuckled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psychoho1ic
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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Upon hearing local woman died behind Wal-Mart, I dadjoked our group.

A friend was reading the news story aloud.

Friend: "After shopping, she wandered behind Wal-Mart where authorities found her later." Me: "So...what you're saying is, she shopped til' she dropped?"

Rolled eyes and disgruntled moans were passed all around.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2014
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