Because I really needed to buy a K
Because everything is a Target.
I’ll take my ban now.
Because they couldn’t find the Target
Man, De Lorain
"They are all in the toilet paper aisle right now."
We were walking around getting stuff for my step dad's birthday and I ask if we can leave soon because I hate Wal-Mart, and she replies "No I'm not rushin" and automatically I reply "I know, we're scottish."
Context : We're americans with scottish background, if ya couldn't catch on.
..it was a ripoff
Behind this guy buying condoms and cough drops... I think to myself, man this guy is fucking sick.
"Somewhere, a snowman is singing soprano..."
I was walking around Wal-Mart with my girlfriends parents and brother, and her mom and I were talking about certain brands of toilet paper.
Him: Do you know what they call people who are picky about their toilet paper? ... anal!
His wife groaned and walked away, I laughed, high fived him and continued walking and talking with him.
"Hey, Dad I need to run out to the store. Would you like to come with?" "Yeah I could use some things" "Okay does 4:30 work?" "No but it's polishing its applications at least"
Customer: "Do you have any rutabagas?"
Me: "No, we're fresh out."
Customer: "You mean you're stale out..."
She said "I have to get Midol." I asked "What's her name?" "Who?" "Your doll."
We've been trying to eat healthier so we got a bunch of fresh produce at the store. I put some squash in the front of the basket where the coupons were and my wife said, "Oh man, you squashed my coupons."
Me: 'I know how you feel. I can't go to Wal-Mart without dropping a few bones too'
We were in the shaving section, my wife was looking for new razors. My 2 year old boy grabbed one of the combo packs, and I said "Hey! Put that Schick down!" My wife chuckled.
A friend was reading the news story aloud.
Friend: "After shopping, she wandered behind Wal-Mart where authorities found her later." Me: "So...what you're saying is, she shopped til' she dropped?"
Rolled eyes and disgruntled moans were passed all around.