Now I have to attend manger management
They were completely wiped out.
If thatβs the case, then thereβs gonna be a New Delhi
Fantastic returns policy.
Second banana says βno way, Iβm not doing that!β First banana says βwhy? You yellow?β
Then he said "Don't spend it all in one place."
Talk about squashing some beef
I asked her if it hurt and then my dad who doesn't usually laugh at jokes like that laughed. I guess you could say I'm pretty coolπ
There will be an express lane for people with less than 12 teeth.
βItβs actually not a very civil way to communicate, yelling that is. I would quite appreciate you being more respectful for us to continue our interaction, thank you. Sir.β
I bought a case of Natty lights. As she was scanning it she said, "wow this is really heavy" to which I responded "No, they're light. It even says so on the box." I was so proud of myself.
There were no Walls for sale anywhere!
Yes, I'm old.
Dad: I wonder who got Walmarted at Target.
He had a walnut
Dad: Hey son, look at that Walmart bag up there!
Son: I can see it! I wonder how it got there.
Dad: Do you know where it came from?
Son: No, do you?
Dad: Walmart.
She asked how much it was. I said "Don't worry, it was dirt cheap."
Asked by a co-worker who had torn his pants during his shift. I replied, "not much without legs in them." Then proceeded to get a high five from all the nearby fathers.
But they have a super center!
"Who's making all that racket?"
It was a little huffy.
So my Dad's coworker was on the way to work last week, when he ran over the neighbor's cat, severing its tail completely. He immediately drove the cat to Walmart, the world's biggest re-tailer.
My girlfriend and I were grabbing some food at Walmart when she accidentally bumped into this other mans kart and he turned around and while looking at where the karts colloided said with a blank face "I really hope you have insurance"
For some reason it was the funniest thing ever to me, guess I'm into dad jokes.
Target acquired.
...while shopping with my friends...picked it up and asked them "Is...is this Tide a part of the military?
"You said you wanted "Frozen" stuff!"
Dad: "Don't Spend it all at one place"
