A list of puns related to "Asda"
So I went to Asda with my dad, as we reached check out the cashier looked up and asked if we wanted free bags..
Dad - "sorry?" Cashier "..free bags"
Dad - "oh indeed...three bags full! (complete with finger wag)
Cashier - "no. the bags. they're free."
I walked out, chuckling.
We were in ASDA today when an older lady in front dropped a coin. Without missing a beat, my dad said (loudly) "2p or not 2p?", causing a lady next to the coin-dropper to burst out laughing. He really is embarrassing to be out with!
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