After a heated argument, my kid shouted β€œJim Morrison was overrated”

Me: What did I say about slamming The Doors?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/catmom81519
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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My son was trash talking Jim Morrison, so I sent him to his room.

Nobody slams the Doors in my house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ciceromilton
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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"Jim Morrison was overrated!" the son screams as he stomps upstairs...

... his dad calls angrily after him: "YOUNG MAN, WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS?!"

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Mark Morrison bought an Apple computer from me but he brought it back as it was faulty

Return of the mac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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All my kids must hate Jim Morrison.

I hear them slamming The Doors all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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β€œGO TO YOUR ROOM!” I told my kid. She ran into her room and shored back at me β€œJUST FYI, JIM MORRISON IS OVERRATED!”

She’s so grounded. I’ve warned her repeatedly about slamming The Doors in this house!

Edit: shored= shouted obviously, damn fat fingers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/furushotakeru
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2017
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Why did Jim Morrison get fired from Microsoft?

He made a better Door than a Window

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I workout at a facility that only plays The Doors.

I call it the Gym Morrison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VengefulVendetta
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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A dad and his daughter have an argument

After a long and heated argument, the daughter decides enough is enough and goes to leave the room. But when she reaches the doorway, she turns around and blurts out "AND BY THE WAY, JIM MORRISON WAS OVERRATED!" and leaves.

Her dad yells back "HEY, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT SLAMMING THE DOORS".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whos_anonymous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2016
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What do you call a little person singing "Brown Eyed Girl?"

Minivan Morrison

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2012
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My son tried to convince me that Jim Morrison was just an overrated drunk, so I angrily sent him to his room...

Nobody slams the Doors in my house!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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My son told me that Jim Morrison was over-rated

so I sent him to his room because nobody slams the Doors in my house!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RusticRock
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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My son said Jim Morrison was overrated.

I yelled at him for slamming the doors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedJesters
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Dad: "Go to your room, now!"

Son: "Jim Morrison was overrated!"

Dad: "What did I tell you about slamming The Doors!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkumaXshoguN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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