Were did the bee go pee?

At the BP station

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoSprinkles6127
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Did you know robin hood owned a Flower shop?

It was called the Sherwood Florist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vapurware
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I heard a large oil company is making fuel out of bug urine...

I think it’s BP.

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Where do honeybees stop to go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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Def Leopard imgur.com/M4G6rzr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
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Grand-dad jokes

My daughter looking at disney princesses: whos thay

Me: thats Ariel

Grand-dad: i didnt know they named princesses after antennas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianNutButter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I went to a French hospital and the wouldn’t treat me.

Apparently they have a rule where your bps must be zero over zero or infinity over infinity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jbeek24
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Why did the bee fly with its legs crossed?

It was looking for the BP station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KenniChavo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2018
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What are your favourite type of witches?

Mine are sand-witches

I'll walk myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KiRo88TheMLGNoob
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Vital signs

I'm an EMT and I was doing paperwork. My partner walks up to me with the vitals of a patient. BP was done with an automated cuff. Me: What's the blood pressure? Him: 165/95 Me: That's odd, heart rate? Him: 77 Me: Odd, respirations? Him: 16, is that odd too? Me: No, that's even.

I found it hilarious.

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My dad on a road trip

Dad: We're going to stop at this BP station. Cuz I be pee-in.

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I was handing the wife a copy of Entertainment Weekly...

..and I said "this is Strange.."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TurtleLoMein
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Got dad joked by a stranger at Home Depot possibly my future self

As I was leaving the Home Depot today an elderly man likely in his 70's approached me and said,

"Hey young man I want to tell you something, you how they always see bees flying around gas stations?"

I didn't but I wanted to leave so I said "yes"

He says "Well they found out the bees are using the bathroom while they're flying around the gas station... And you know what their favorite gas station is?"

I say "Ummm nope"

He says "BP! Bee pee! You get it!"

I got a good laugh at that one and for some strange reason I feel that some number of years from now I will be trolling the Home Depot parking lot making Bee Pee jokes and someone will send me back in time to save dad joking for future generations and I will tell myself that joke for the first time today...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimillett
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Every time we go to a restaurant he has to make this joke.

Whenever it's time for the bill he asks the waiter if he can get the bill flambΓ©

I have only once seen a waiter/waitress actually laugh at this, most of the time they just seem either confused, annoyed or they manage a smile.

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My girlfriend got me good tonight

On our way back from the store, talking about how expensive it is to go out on real 'dates' (been together for a year or so)

>Her: We can come up with plenty of free-ways to have fun

>Me: Mhmm--

>Her: I mean, I-71 and I-75 are great, but we can think of more.

She stared at me for about 10 seconds, grinning until I realized what she was talking about.

My face never palmed so hard as she giggled mercilessly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordJohnSnow
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Got some customers at work today

I work as a photographer at reasonably popular tourist spot, and over the Easter weekend we're all wearing bunny ears. A family came in: The Dad: "Mate you've got something on your head!" Me: Nah, that's just my hare (MFW)

Blank looks from the rest of the family, but their dad appreciated it.

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Hope you like this comic!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Manger57
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2013
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Where do Bees go to the bathroom?

The Bee Pee (BP) station!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zibby95
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Where does a bee use the bathroom?

BP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShakaZuluYourMom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Where do bees go to the restroom?

At the BP station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmackz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/udrys
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Where do bees go to the bathroom?

BP stations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TippTop
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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A large bee hive can have over 10,000 bees. Where do all those bees go to use the bathroom?

The BP station.

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