Pig puns.
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What happened after Harry Potter kissed a pig?
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︎ May 21 2021
From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?
Because he lived in a pen!
So very proud!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
My best friend gave me this today because I'm obsessed with pigs & it is the best card I've ever gotten.
reddit.com/gallery/lkaalp
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Have you heard theyβre cleaning pigs with ham sanitizer?
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︎ May 31 2021
My sister was complaining her online dating profile only attracted pigs.
She's a real babe magnet.
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︎ May 21 2021
I was going to get a guinea pig
But I'll get something else first and see how it goes
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︎ Jun 03 2021
You know a pigs favourite song?
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Why should you never pick on a pig dressed all in black?
Because Batman is sworn to protect Goth Ham
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︎ May 20 2021
What do wild pigs drink?
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︎ May 11 2021
Whatβs the difference between politicians and flying pigs?
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
Ham boogers.
I know, I know, snot funny.
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Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Why did the pig go to jail ?
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︎ May 06 2021
What did the pig say on a hot summer day?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
A cow, a chicken and a pig go to Mac Donalds.
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do you call a pig from New York?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
Shamelessly stolen from the "Flying Pigs" comedy troop.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
I was going to write this joke in Pig Latin...
But it wouldnβt be kosher.
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Whatβs the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What did the pig captain of the ship say before leaving port?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
Pig iron
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︎ Jan 03 2021
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and a pig?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
If pigs could fly, bacon would be leaner.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??
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︎ Dec 22 2020
My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...
The lard ash was everywhere!
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What do you call a pig with three eyes?
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︎ Nov 30 2020
What do you call a stuffed toy pig when throw like a football?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
How do you clean a pig?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you get when you cross a bird of prey and a pig?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
What do you get when you cross a hedgehog and a pig?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
Kids want to know why I named my new guinea pig Moresby, well..
Because itβs papaβs new guinea
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︎ Jan 01 2021
A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.
The horse didnβt feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. βAre you sneaking outside food into the theater?β
The horse said βnay.β
The pig squealed.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What do you call a pig that can't drive?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What did the guinea pig say to the hamster before leaving work on Friday?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Pigs
Person 1: I will marry you when pigs fly.
Me: Swine Flu...
(end up getting married to my bae...con)
Not a true story. Something from the pig-ment of my imagination.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do you get when you pick a pigs nose π½?
Ham boogers.
I know. I know...
Snot funny
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What do you get when you pick a pigβs nose?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?
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