Pig puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What happened after Harry Potter kissed a pig?

He got hogwarts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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From my 7yr old daughter: Why was the pig covered in ink?

Because he lived in a pen!

So very proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soaraf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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My best friend gave me this today because I'm obsessed with pigs & it is the best card I've ever gotten. reddit.com/gallery/lkaalp
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Have you heard they’re cleaning pigs with ham sanitizer?

That’s just hogwash!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pathrado
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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My sister was complaining her online dating profile only attracted pigs.

She's a real babe magnet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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I was going to get a guinea pig

But I'll get something else first and see how it goes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamlive55
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03
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You know a pigs favourite song?

Don't go bacon my heart.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Why should you never pick on a pig dressed all in black?

Because Batman is sworn to protect Goth Ham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benfh
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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What do wild pigs drink?

Boarbon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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What’s the difference between politicians and flying pigs?

The letter f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerilishous
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham boogers.

I know, I know, snot funny.

-Edit- Thanks for the awards guys! First silver! :-D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Why did the pig go to jail ?

Someone squealed on him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I’m bacon out here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/westsoutheast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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A cow, a chicken and a pig go to Mac Donalds.

In pieces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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What do you call a pig from New York?

A New Porker...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brady01234
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09
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Shamelessly stolen from the "Flying Pigs" comedy troop.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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I was going to write this joke in Pig Latin...

But it wouldn’t be kosher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jake_ub
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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What’s the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Columbus_Explorer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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What did the pig captain of the ship say before leaving port?

Oinkers Away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mallthus2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01
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Pig iron
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LokiTheZorua
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and a pig?

Jurassic Pork...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arachnadia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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If pigs could fly, bacon would be leaner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kathyeco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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What do you get when you have 50 pigs and 50 deer?

100 sows and bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoletusVenandi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??

Bakin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...

The lard ash was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do you call a stuffed toy pig when throw like a football?

Spiral ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MahlonMurder
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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How do you clean a pig?

Ham sanitizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fletch-8221
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you get when you cross a bird of prey and a pig?

A Ham-Hawk..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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What do you get when you cross a hedgehog and a pig?

A porkupine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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Kids want to know why I named my new guinea pig Moresby, well..

Because it’s papa’s new guinea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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A pig and a horse walk into a movie theater.

The horse didn’t feel like buying popcorn so he brought some hay. A theater employee saw him and said. β€œAre you sneaking outside food into the theater?”

The horse said β€œnay.”

The pig squealed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What do you call a pig that can't drive?

A road hog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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What did the guinea pig say to the hamster before leaving work on Friday?

Have a good wheek-end!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chonkin_GuineaPig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?

A groundhog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurriesRGay14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Pigs

Person 1: I will marry you when pigs fly.

Me: Swine Flu...

(end up getting married to my bae...con)

Not a true story. Something from the pig-ment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jslee_beats0608
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pigs nose 🐽?

Ham boogers.

I know. I know...

Snot funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meggieveggie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?

PIIIG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risingphoenix22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?

Ham Boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why would a pig dressed in black never get bullied?

Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reydeguitarra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Hambooger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forsaken1372
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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