Pig puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cadaverkitten94
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My 9 year old told me this....What do you get when you cross a pig and an oven ??

Bakin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Pig iron
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LokiTheZorua
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Kids want to know why I named my new guinea pig Moresby, well..

Because it’s papa’s new guinea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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How do you clean a pig?

Ham sanitizer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fletch-8221
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call a pig with 3 eyes?

PIIIG

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risingphoenix22
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a pig that can't drive?

A road hog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Hambooger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forsaken1372
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Daffy Duck went to Porky Pig’s house. When he arrived he used the bathroom, but there wasn’t any toilet paper. Daffy yelled for Porky and Porky replied:

Bidet bidet bidet, that’s all folks.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What did the guinea pig say to the hamster before leaving work on Friday?

Have a good wheek-end!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chonkin_GuineaPig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?

Ham Boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProjectOcoee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Pigs

Person 1: I will marry you when pigs fly.

Me: Swine Flu...

(end up getting married to my bae...con)

Not a true story. Something from the pig-ment of my imagination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jslee_beats0608
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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"Doctor, I've been feeling like a pig."

"How long have you feeling like that for?"

"OH!!!! About a weeeeeeek"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What would you call a pig that obeys the laws of gravity?

A groundhog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurriesRGay14
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My daughter asked what pig milk tastes like. I said it's sower.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/poolguytipp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do you call a pig with a black belt?

Pork Chop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rdubdanger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Remember Spider Pig from the Simpsons movie? I figured out his secret identity!

Peter Porker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weird_al_yankee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?

Ham-boogers!

I know, it snot funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoureSpecial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I didn’t have money and my pig tattoo artist said I could just show him my boobs for the piece he did

It was Tit for Tat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WsN17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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What do you call a farm that sells chickens and pigs?

A chicken, bacon, ranch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inevitable_Rough
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig's nose?

Ham boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reydeguitarra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What did the man with the H1N1 Influenza Virus say when he saw a pig flying?

Swine Flew :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk80Boi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers.

They're building a Hamsterdam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeeSeaBayBee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call a band of pigs?

A PORK-estra!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/helpimstuckinct
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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If pigs could fly...

Would the price of bacon go up?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why did the pig watch his team in the playoffs?

He had a rooting interest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A pig without 3.14 is 9.8

So fellow dads, 3.14 is the value of pi and 9.8 is the value of gravity (G) Hmm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ayusht620
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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What do you get when you cross a DJ and a pig?

Ham radio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What if pigs could fly?

They could be employed to float aerial advertising banners, but they would likely be porcine carriers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a guinea pig that partakes in organized crime?

A hamster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ngeelow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a pig's karate moves?

Pork chops. (Credit to my baby sister who just told me this.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShielFoxFTW
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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If a pig loses it's voice...

Is it disgruntled?

I'll leave now...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugeLetterhead
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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A Totally Not Boaring Fact About Pigs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChumpsLand
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why do pigs make terrible teachers?

Because they’re so boaring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DontOOFmeplz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What did the pig say when he fell down the stairs?

Ooooh, my achin’ bacon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelMcJames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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From my 8yr old: what do you say to a slow pig butcher?

Chop chop slow pork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aschtopher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call pig shampoo?

Hogwash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bpollard85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a pig with three eyes?

piiig

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?

Ham boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What Do you get when you pick a pigs nose?

Ham Boogers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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