Piglet, Tigger, and Eeyore have all split ways with Winnie the Pooh.
They just couldn't bear him anymore.
What kind of clothing do piglets get?
Ham me downs.
What does a piglet call his momβs brother?
Oinkle
Why does Piglet stink?
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
My kids' diapers have characters like Eeyore, Tigger, Piglet, etc...
Occasionally I tell my wife, "We can't use that one, it already has Pooh on it."
Has anyone read the prequel to Hamlet yet ?
Piglet!
Pooh's face in the last panel tho
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name."
I went to that circle of infant male pigs expecting to have a good time but...
It was a little boar ring.
Thinking on the farm
The philosopher pig is approached by a young piglet. The piglet asks how he is so smart. The philosopher pig replies "Cogito ergo sum, I think, therefor I ham"
Why does piglet stink?
Because it plays with pooh
Has anyone read the prequel to Hamlet...?
Piglet.
