24 Hilarious Swine Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/danuser8

📅︎ Oct 25 2020

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I heard you like Pearls Before Swine

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👤︎ u/Emble12

📅︎ Jun 04 2020

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What do you call a group of horses and male swine that live on a farm nearby?

Your neighbours.

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👤︎ u/TsundereMan

📅︎ Jun 24 2020

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What do swines do on first dates?

They have a pignic.

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👤︎ u/stgm_at

📅︎ Feb 17 2019

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I said I’d get sick when pigs fly. Sadly, the Swine Flu

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👤︎ u/jacksona_79

📅︎ Dec 15 2017

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Swine Flu.

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👤︎ u/Kosmozoan

📅︎ Oct 07 2015

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Swine Flu is the closest we've gotten to flying pigs

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👤︎ u/i_pee_in_the_sink

📅︎ May 29 2017

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Pearls Before Swine

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👤︎ u/_emordnilaP

📅︎ Nov 30 2013

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What's the difference between treatment of Avian Flu and treatment of Swine Flu?

Birds get tweetment and pigs get oinkment.

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👤︎ u/girthanthiclopse

📅︎ Apr 22 2014

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What's the difference between swine flu and avian influenza?

One requires oinkment, the other requires tweetment.

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👤︎ u/In_the_end_there_was

📅︎ Feb 02 2021

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What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

The bird flu requires tweetment but the swine flu just requires a little oinkment.

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👤︎ u/FireeFalcon

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/franz-hanz

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

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What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/420_esketit

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

One gets prescribed oinkment, and the other requires some sort of other tweetment.

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👤︎ u/Chateau512

📅︎ Jul 20 2019

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One's cured with tweetment, the other, oinkment.

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👤︎ u/conturbation

📅︎ Jun 02 2019

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What's the difference between Avian Flu and Swine Flu?

One needs tweetment and the other needs oinkment

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev

📅︎ May 17 2019

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What’s the difference between the swine flu and the bird flu?

One requires oinkment, and the other requires tweetment.

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👤︎ u/Coloradio-Engineer

📅︎ Sep 23 2018

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What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/woodceilingfan

📅︎ Feb 21 2018

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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oinkment.

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👤︎ u/georgiahippie

📅︎ May 05 2018

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires "tweetment", the other requires "oinkment"!

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👤︎ u/wawrz

📅︎ Dec 19 2016

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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/Tunflog2

📅︎ Apr 07 2018

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/Ph0t0gr4ph3r

📅︎ Jan 28 2018

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What's the difference between curing bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment

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👤︎ u/Bouksie

📅︎ Jun 14 2016

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Did you know there is a distinct difference between the bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment while the other you'll need oinkment.

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👤︎ u/DPick02

📅︎ Feb 11 2016

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