There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I grilled a chicken for two hours.
It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...
Every night I see the ghost of a chicken spirit
Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?
What do you call a ghost chicken?
What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken?
What do you call a chicken who is being rude and unreasonable?
I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash
Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!
What do you call a chef who lovingly prepares and cooks chicken strips?
Sunday Chicken
You know how Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays? Do you think the chicken go to Church’s Chicken?
So I have this chicken that listens to nothing but classical music...
All she wants is “Bach Bach Bach”.
That is all.
What did the chicken say to the librarian?
People who take care of chickens are basically....
What do you call a chicken looking a lettuce
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?
Why does Beethoven dislike chickens so much?
Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say Bach.
Which day of the week do chickens hate the most?
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan...
Why was the Luxembourgish chicken afraid to cross the road?
Because their were too many millionaires on the other side.
What did one chef say to the other chef while making chicken pot pie?
“I think we’re running out of thyme for this pie”
What did the vegan say when they ate a plant based chicken nugget?
What do you call 2 divorced chickens?
What do you call a chicken starting at a bowl of lettuce ?
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
A Magical Chicken Visited the Beach
Transforming itself into a Chicken Sand Witch
I once had a chicken that could count her eggs...
I named her Countchickula
Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?
At least he wasn't too chicken to complain
Why did the disappointed chicken cross the road
What do you call a gay chicken?
There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many kids didn’t get any nuggets?
Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.
A cow, a chicken and a pig go to Mac Donalds.
What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
What do you call a chicken that stares at lettuce?
I grilled a chicken for two hours last night.
Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
Why do chicken coups have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
I grilled a chicken for 2 hours
It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To say “hello” from the other side.
How do you call the ghost of a chicken?
Why do chicken coops always have 2 doors?
Because if they had 4 they would be a chicken sedan!
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan (vs. a coupe).
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, it would be chicken sedans!
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