Cocka-poodle-doo!
It was a mathmachicken
It was chasing after a cocktail.
Croc-a-doodle-doo
He was there to see a chicken strip
- Be a little less COCKy.
Because he was way too cocky.
Chicken sees a salad.
A dad yolk.
I'm like, "Well see, we shoulda gotten female-order chickens instead, that's our problem right there. We're lucky the rest didn't turn out to be roosters too!"
This was an honest-to-god real conversation I just had with my housemate earlier tonight. :)
Clockβs a doodled doo.
He was a real pecker.
They were two chicken
Too many dad yolks
They called it a chicken coup
Would he say "howdy-doodle-doo"
A shuttlecock
He wrote poultry for her.
Because theyβre chicken
A cock a dude'll do.
Heβs not a bad politchicken... π€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈπ€¦π»ββοΈ
Because it forgot to chick-en.
But he can only draw hentai
He responds, βYeah with a different chick each time!β
"Cock, a doodle do."
An alarm cluck!
Lol, on last year's Valentine's day my best friend had got mad at me for not asking my crush out.
We'd planned on going to McDonald's together because he didn't have a date either. When I arrived at McDonald's this f*cker was holding a cardboard box with a terrified look and when he saw me he immediately gave me the box and told me he'd already bought the food and that we better take the bus to my place. I just thought he probably was joking or something because the box didn't even have any kind of decoration, it even had a chips brand printed on it, but as we got to the bus and sat I felt something moving inside, I thought maybe it was a puppy or something, but why did he look scared of it?
So, we get to my house, I go to my backyard, where my then 7yo beagle was and I open the box. I could only see a black blur flying out of it and then heard my best friend scream. It was a rooster. He's terrified of birds. And weirdest of all it was a fully grown rooster but he was super tiny, like 10 inches tall tiny.
I asked him wtf was going on and he just kinda hid behind the backyard door and said "I bought it so that you could get some cock tonight". I always make puns and he hates them, I was speechless. So long story short I now own 6 chickens and 4 roosters (my mom got super mad at him for buying the rooster, but then she got super attached and bought him a chicken, when she laid eggs she let them hatch, the rooster's name is Enrique btw, my mom even made him a birthday party and all last week, lol)
"Careful now!" I said. "Them's fightin' birds."
Two years of training I am never gonna get back
A cock Asian.
He had plenty of dad yolks to go around
Because they're chicken.
They need a way to cock their guns.
Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"
Cock-a-doodle-donβt
Cock-A-Doodle-Poo
A cock-a-doodle-dude
To see the chicken strip!
To see a chicken strip
A cock a dude'll do.
Because it forgot to chick-en
