My hendless chicken pun status! imgur.com/gallery/WAc8zIB
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laurerz
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Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flashblazer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I've started investing in stocks: beef, chicken and vegetable

One day, I hope to be a bouillonaire!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnchoredMech
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing...

It's that talk is cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Don't try to eat the chickens in Minecraft.

They're too gamey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YDAQ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What did the chicken do when his shop caught on fire?

He egg-xited..

From my 8 year old today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bondutch88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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My Dad was really proud of the chicken fence he put up for the chicken run.

It was impeckable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jedispartan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

If they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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As far as baby chickens are concerned...

Talk is cheep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?

A chicken tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpidersInSpanish
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I have psychic chickens...

...they only lay medium eggs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did you know that chickens have a favorite composer?

Bach Bach Bach Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I started up a dating site for chickens, but it's not my main job, I'm just doing it…

…to make hens meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was poultry in motion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why was the chicken sent to the principles office?

He was caught using fowl language.

(I came up with this, but I'm sure it's been done before)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awkunzler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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How do chickens end there shift’s

They cluck out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qarasaq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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A chicken crossing the road...

is poultry in motion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?

Me neither, I couldn't follow it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To see the chicken strip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EHDAwesomeness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I can't believe chickens haven't come up with a new sound yet

Maybe they should start thinking outside the bawks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Da_Brootalz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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It's been 6 months since I've had chicken.
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What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of lettuce

Chicken sees a salad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Why do referees in professional rugby always give penalties against chickens?

Because they always award against professional fowls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RasberryOnline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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Whar did the chicken say when he crossed the road?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkateBoardEddie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My wife and I went out for dinner and ended up with food poisoning. She ate some bad chicken and got salmonella

while I ate some bad salmon and got chickenella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beezneez86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gottliebk12
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call people that care for chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samstar123456789
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I went to the store to buy chicken broth...

but they said they were out of stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What's a chicken's favorite musician?

Bach

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to the auto repair shop to get his pick up cluck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClearProgram
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What did the man say to the judge after running over chickens at a playground?

β€œIn my defense, Your Honor, there were no signs of fowl play”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dingdongdan69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I just bought a chicken proof lawn...

It's impeccable!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xevetv
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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How do chickens overthrow their leader?

They stage a coop

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Why did the chicken cross the road? (Punchline is different)

different

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gamerx1353
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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What are you if you take care of a chicken?

A chicken tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warkun5400
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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My housemate had a chicken Kiev for dinner last night.

I had to warn him that I had a chicken pro-Russian separatist in the freezer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Ever since I killed one of my chickens with the lawn mower...

all manner of scary, haunting things are happening to me. I may have a poultrygeist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a pit bull?

A pit bull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Somethinggood4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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My dad's answer to what came first, the chicken or the egg?

The one you ordered first.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonp27
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlickDaivik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I ordered a chicken and an egg online

I'll let you know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memetime66
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?

Egg rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a chicken with daddy issues?

Kentucky Freud Chicken

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Superabuser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.

One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Judge-Bredd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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If being around baby chickens has taught me one thing...

It's that talk is cheep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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