My hendless chicken pun status! imgur.com/gallery/WAc8zIB
πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Laurerz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2014
🚨︎ report
There were 30 cows and 28 chicken. How many didn't?
πŸ‘︎ 9k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Rozen007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2021
🚨︎ report
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

πŸ‘︎ 597
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/5x13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
🚨︎ report
I grilled a chicken for two hours.

It still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road...

πŸ‘︎ 253
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
🚨︎ report
Every night I see the ghost of a chicken spirit

I have a hen-ted house.

πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
🚨︎ report
Where did the music notes go to get some fried chicken?

Key Of C.

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dark_Byte
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a ghost chicken?

A poultry-geist.

πŸ‘︎ 463
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you get when you cross a dog with a chicken?

Bow-chicka-bow-wow

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a chicken who is being rude and unreasonable?

Jerk chicken.

πŸ‘︎ 29
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/trwyncudd
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
🚨︎ report
I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash

Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!

πŸ‘︎ 96
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneReddit123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a chef who lovingly prepares and cooks chicken strips?

A tender tender tender.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BehemothSuit
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
🚨︎ report
Sunday Chicken

You know how Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sundays? Do you think the chicken go to Church’s Chicken?

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingerbearded1
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
🚨︎ report
So I have this chicken that listens to nothing but classical music...

All she wants is β€œBach Bach Bach”.

That is all.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
🚨︎ report
What did the chicken say to the librarian?

Book book book book

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/laurzinoz
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
🚨︎ report
People who take care of chickens are basically....

Chicken tenders

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryahisbored
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a chicken looking a lettuce

A chicken Caesar salad

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/OwenJthomas89
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a chicken that was struck by lightning?

Air fried

πŸ‘︎ 33
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CRACKDEPOT
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
🚨︎ report
What side of a chicken has the most feathers?

The outside!

πŸ‘︎ 22
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
🚨︎ report
Why does Beethoven dislike chickens so much?

Well, when you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say Bach.

πŸ‘︎ 30
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
🚨︎ report
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?

A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TitanGuppie
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan...

πŸ‘︎ 122
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/bardwick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
🚨︎ report
Which day of the week do chickens hate the most?

Fry-day

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Pooinurpants
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
🚨︎ report
What did one chef say to the other chef while making chicken pot pie?

β€œI think we’re running out of thyme for this pie”

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/406livin
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
🚨︎ report
What did the vegan say when they ate a plant based chicken nugget?

No harm because no fowl

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call 2 divorced chickens?

An eggs couple.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FilipIzSwordsman
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a chicken starting at a bowl of lettuce ?

Chicken-sees-a-salad.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
🚨︎ report
A Magical Chicken Visited the Beach

Transforming itself into a Chicken Sand Witch

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HoraceSense
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?

Deviled eggs

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/p_tally
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
🚨︎ report
Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?

Chicago.

πŸ‘︎ 185
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
🚨︎ report
I once had a chicken that could count her eggs...

I named her Countchickula

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/D-B-Zzz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
🚨︎ report
At least he wasn't too chicken to complain
πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/FiosRemote
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
🚨︎ report
Why did the chicken cross the road?

To say β€œhello” from the other side.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/burgundyhotel
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
🚨︎ report
Why did the disappointed chicken cross the road

To get to the other sigh

πŸ‘︎ 12
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a gay chicken?

A lesbi-hen

πŸ‘︎ 70
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kn1ghtpr1nce
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
🚨︎ report
There were 30 students but only 28 chicken nuggets. How many kids didn’t get any nuggets?

Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dothemagic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
🚨︎ report
A cow, a chicken and a pig go to Mac Donalds.

In pieces.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepOrderDis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you get if you put a chicken strip in a small fridge?

A mini bar tender!

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
🚨︎ report
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.

I’ll let you know.

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a chicken that stares at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad

πŸ‘︎ 38
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Caiggas
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
🚨︎ report
I grilled a chicken for two hours last night.

Still wouldn't tell me why it crossed the road.

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Penguino911
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
🚨︎ report
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?

Deviled eggs

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kenne26
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2021
🚨︎ report
Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

πŸ‘︎ 16
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
🚨︎ report
I grilled a chicken for 2 hours

It still wouldn’t tell me why it crossed the road

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JayCola93
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2021
🚨︎ report
How do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultrygeist

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
🚨︎ report
Why do chicken coops always have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 they would be a chicken sedan!

πŸ‘︎ 116
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
🚨︎ report
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan (vs. a coupe).

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/salmoneater
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
🚨︎ report
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, it would be chicken sedans!

πŸ‘︎ 40
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/YT_JRGRAND
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.