Chicken Nugget Puns

A list of puns related to "Chicken Nugget"

I tried to talk to my daughter about her chicken nuggets obsession, it didn't go well.

It was a tender subject.

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👤︎ u/ajmansell
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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My toddler asked me to give her chicken nuggets a checkup.

After giving all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for ketchup.

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
📅︎ Apr 07 2020
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Birds descended from dinosaurs, and yet what is the most recognizable bird to a 5 year old? A dinosaur Chicken Nugget! There is a joke in there somewhere I need someone to tell it!

I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me

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👤︎ u/moneywerm
📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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What did the chicken nugget thief say to his victim?

Nothing, he just took the nugget and dipped.

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👤︎ u/toxic_turtle2
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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Why was the chicken nugget afraid of the chicken strip?

Because he was a top con-tender.

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👤︎ u/TheFlyingCrate
📅︎ Aug 11 2019
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“i have some emails to catch up on.” “i didn’t realize you put ketchup on your emails, i usually put it on my chicken nuggets”
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👤︎ u/alexmeowwood
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
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I had some wheat-gluten chicken nuggets the other day

They were so life-changingly good that I was inspired to share my experience with others.

I've become a seitan worshipper.

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👤︎ u/thebigbadben
📅︎ Sep 09 2016
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The waiter said to me, “I just want to let you know that kids eat for free.”

I exclaimed, “Good! I’ll take a water and some chicken nuggets and my daughter will have a steak and a kids Bud Light.”

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Oct 02 2019
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My 4 year old was complaining that the chicken in his burrito wasn't breaded

Son: I don't like chicken if it doesn't have a wrapper.

Dad: My favorite chicken rapper is M.C. Nugget.

My wife actually laughed at that one.

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👤︎ u/fort221
📅︎ Oct 03 2015
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Chicken

It's simple. Just fry the chicken. Which part of it did you nugget?

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👤︎ u/Assamreddit
📅︎ Apr 16 2017
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Dad joke at Wendy's.

I was eating with a few friends of mine, browsing my phone, when a chicken nugget fell from my hand and landed right on my phone.

I was commented on the nice catch, to which I replied "That was a nice screen saver."

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👤︎ u/LulzitsMatty
📅︎ Feb 20 2014
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