A list of puns related to "Chicken nugget"
No harm because no fowl
Ten. Why? Because only twenty ate chicken nuggets.
It was a tender subject.
After giving all the nuggets a medical exam I realized my toddler was asking for ketchup.
Nothing, he just took the nugget and dipped.
I know there is a joke in there somewhere, Now I just need someone to tell it to me
Because he was a top con-tender.
They were so life-changingly good that I was inspired to share my experience with others.
I've become a seitan worshipper.
Having a small party for my guitar and music obsessed soon-to-be 3 year old. Wanted to put some signs next to the food to make it more on-theme. We’ll be serving:
Chicken nuggets PB&Js (in the shape of guitars) Veggie tray Fruit tray Water & juice
I’m struggling to think of stuff. So far I only have Nirvana Nuggets (which I realize isn’t even a pun) and PB&J Richie Samboraches. Lame, I know 😂 Help me out if you can think of any more!
I exclaimed, “Good! I’ll take a water and some chicken nuggets and my daughter will have a steak and a kids Bud Light.”
Son: I don't like chicken if it doesn't have a wrapper.
Dad: My favorite chicken rapper is M.C. Nugget.
My wife actually laughed at that one.
It's simple. Just fry the chicken. Which part of it did you nugget?
I was eating with a few friends of mine, browsing my phone, when a chicken nugget fell from my hand and landed right on my phone.
I was commented on the nice catch, to which I replied "That was a nice screen saver."
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