More and more people are taking up horse breading as a profession

Apparently it's a very stable career choice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moejike
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Does anyone have any good bread puns?

I knead more so my humor can rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morty_get_in
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I don't usually make bread puns

They're always too crummy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairywithcancer
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Bread puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessuh_
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Bread puns (by Adam Tote)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doco12399
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If I had a nickel for every bread pun out there...

Then I’d have a punpernickel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Bread puns

That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camprosic
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Comment bread puns

To make me loaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majoramo0n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Bread puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reapterterpud
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Yo come up with the best bread puns and dont ask rye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Bread puns make me crumb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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If you make a living from bread puns,

It means you knead them to make dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Bread puns give me life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dud3yeah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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Heh bread puns
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Crusty Bread Pun

Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oczysrebrne1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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How often do bread puns happen?

When you yeast expect it.

P.S. Sorry if this is to cut and rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2016
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Really easy bread puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shobayra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I hope these bread puns make you loaf out loud imgur.com/gallery/gf0IUXf…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaykk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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Bread puns are going to donutting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olib_96
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You BREAD my mind!

Let’s see what you have in the way of bread puns. I saw this beauty on a livestream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Least-Scientist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I need pun help.🍞

I need bread puns for any scenario. I really want one for a greeting like saying hello with 🍞. Thank you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDoctor4747
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The number of puns is 'rising'

I mean, you just 'knead' to listen to the number of bread puns I have, its the 'yeast' you could do. I can't 'wheat' to share them. If not, then 'rye' bother? All this time would have been 'spelt' for nothing. I 'batter' stop now. What, you thought 'oil' my puns were bread related? I'm afraid to say that's not 'white', but there's no need to be 'sourdough'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonstermunch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.

But they had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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It would suck not being able to eat bread :')
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarknesTheElite
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A student baked a loaf of bread for foods class.

At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.

The student said: β€œThanks, that’s just what I kneaded.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DustyThunder11235
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Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.

It's a Pita Parka.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I don’t just want bread.

I knead it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Arthur24
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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How is bread like the sun?

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChronoFoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Made garlic bread for myself , dm for recipe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamadRajput
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Why aren't pretzels counted as bread?

Because they're knot-bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenonthewizlard
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How do you make potato bread?

With pota-dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_AM_KILLFACE
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What do you call a knife that cuts 4 loaves of Irish bread at once

A four loaf cleaver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_nobody_56
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I've lost loads of weight, just by wearing bread around my head...

It's a loaf hat diet.

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A bread demon would bring a lot of pain.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManNamedT
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The loaf of bread I bought today is obsolete.

It's been super-seeded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sludgemonkey01
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Bread Sheeran
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πŸ‘€︎ u/circe06
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I only like rye bread!!!!

Poor Amber waves her grain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beatlesfan196450
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Why did the baker throw away the bread someone gave him?

Because he didn't knead it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lovina9
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I said to my dad "the bread is attacking me"

And my dad said "assult with a breadly weapon!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wisetvman2
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My daughter wanted to help me make some bread, so she offered to "proof" the dough for me.

"Really?" "Sure," she said.

"It's the yeast I can do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
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What do buffalo do when they run out of bread?

They go to the store to bison.

:D :D :D :D :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eurydicesdreams
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My wife after our son destroyed some garlic bread and threw the crumbs everywhere,

What a breadful night...

Is she the dad now? Are we both? Either way i sense more socks with Crocs in my future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/69696969-69696969
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French bread run amok

Is Pain de Monium

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Bread pun

I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteakBarker
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Bread

If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I'd have a pun per nickel. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spinnaker190
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I went to an Indian restaurant for some garlic bread

But they had naan

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