Whatβs the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
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What is the difference of a dog and a can of baked beans?
Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.
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︎ Jan 29 2021
My 16 year old son was in the kitchen baking up a storm when my wife came downstairs. "What are you doing?" she asked him. "I'm going to have a bake sale to buy a car," he answered. "Where on earth did you get that idea? We're in a pandemic! No one is going to buy baked goods!" He said...
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
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︎ May 06 2020
I just baked some fresh chocolate chip cookies
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I just spilt baked beans everywhere.
In Heinz-sight, that was a bad idea
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︎ Nov 26 2020
i baked my first cake today
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Half baked advice
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What happened to the baked beans that took a trip around Australia?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
My grocery store had a great deal on baked sweets today
Itβs really been a great cake day
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︎ May 17 2020
I was able to finally make my baked dough come to life, but it was clumsy...
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︎ May 24 2020
What do you call a loaf of sourdough baked by a redhead?
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︎ May 26 2020
If I get baked...
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︎ Feb 29 2020
How does Dorothy of Oz weigh her baked goods?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What do you get when you eat a peanut butter & baked bean sandwich?
A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I hope my home-baked breadsticks turn out okay.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
What did the baked couch potato do when the game console locked up?
He pressed the russet button, of course.
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︎ Mar 31 2020
What did the baker call his son when he baked muffins instead of scones?
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︎ Jan 21 2020
I baked you a Ο!
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︎ Sep 12 2019
This guy did make a pun at my post "why is this guy screaming at baked chicken"
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︎ Jun 27 2019
So my daughter was eating leftover baked beans for lunch, and she said really likes them...
I told she could be my Beanie Baby!
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︎ Nov 29 2019
I baked, this time I added a hint of spice (It tastes better than it looks)
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︎ May 20 2019
Baked beans and egg salad:
The original reason why motorcycles don't have doors.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
If marijuana is legalized in America's 49th state, would it then become baked Alaska?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
I think I put too many baked beans in my eyes
It was a poor decision, in Heinz sight.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
There were two muffins in an oven getting baked.
One muffin turned to the other muffin and says, βGeez, itβs getting awful hot in here!β
The other Muffin says, βHoly Crap!!! A talking muffin!β
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︎ Jan 23 2019
So basicly if a block of cobblestone gets baked
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︎ Aug 06 2019
Itβs getting real at the Honey Baked Ham...
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︎ Dec 25 2018
Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, βYou mean just like the ones grammar used to make?β
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︎ Jan 11 2019
To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".
They were a little on the Chewy side.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
A green-energy bakery just announced their new sun-baked bread.
While it's cooking, the sign reads "suns out, buns out."
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︎ May 31 2019
Help me guys! I tried to film a cake being baked, with my new camera, but when I turned on the oven, it broke
I swear that it said the camera could record in 360 degrees, on the box
Edit: corrected a typo
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︎ Dec 04 2018
What happened to the allergic baked potato?
It broke out in chives
(Original content, thank you very much)
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︎ Oct 22 2018
Last night I baked a loaf of deer bread.
This morning it was sour doe.
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︎ May 08 2019
I buddy of mine gave me some flour made from ancient grains. Now I swap small bags of it for baked goods.
I get pie with a little spelt from my friends!
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︎ Mar 21 2019
I want to start a business similar to an ice cream truck, except we sell baked treats and play classic rock'n'roll music...
I'll call it The Rolling Scones.
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︎ Feb 07 2019
What do you call the male offspring of a number of baked goods?
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︎ Jun 05 2018
I've been living on cans of baked beans for a week now.
I don't know how they've supported my weight.
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︎ Dec 05 2018
What does Sean Connery put on his baked potato?
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︎ Nov 28 2017
Iβm often a witness to my British friend Richardβs antics, involving randomly placing baked desserts in peopleβs homes.
More than once Iβve spotted Dick putting.
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︎ Jun 10 2018
I got too baked
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︎ Mar 16 2018
My baker friend made the largest baked good in the world, and stood on top of it for the picture... he was on a roll.
I was actually going to post a chemistry joke, but I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction...
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︎ Nov 16 2017
We followed my dad's death bed wish and buried him covered in baked flour, tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese and pepperoni...
R.I.P dad, Rest In Pizza.
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︎ Nov 12 2018
Me: Anything to eat? Wife: There's salmon I baked in the fridge. Me: Next time you should bake it the oven. Waka waka waka!
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︎ Apr 04 2014
Two baked beans were travelling around Australia, do you know where they ended up?
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︎ Jan 23 2019
I baked something today
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