I knead more so my humor can rise.
They're always too crummy
It means you knead them to make dough.
That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.
Then I’d have a punpernickel.
When you yeast expect it.
P.S. Sorry if this is to cut and rye.
Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork
He wanted to make sour dough.
What did Homer Simpson say when he tried a slice of it?
This is sour, doh!
Source: Bread Jokes
Let’s see what you have in the way of bread puns. I saw this beauty on a livestream.
But they had naan.
He always has to prove himself.
They Bag-itt
Technically our cannon "shoots eats and leaves".
(As in the oxford comma panda assassin... that "eats, shoots, and leaves")
Anyway I've waited years for someone to appreciate this .... and it has never happened so far. I hope you are slightly amused....
Rises in the yeast, sets in the waist.
I think its bizarre but he just says he's a naan conformist.
There's no knead
That's a bunch of naan cents.
Crustopher Colombus
At the end of the class, his teacher returned the loaf and told him that he had gotten an A.
The student said: “Thanks, that’s just what I kneaded.”
Roll on Monday!
Yeeeeeeeaaast
I guess you could say, bread baguette bread
A few months later, she came back and there was a bun in her oven.
They both want each other’s dough.
Breaderen
Police have described the fugitives as being 'on the bun'.
Tostitoast!
for batter or for wurst
That's naan of your business
It's a Pita Parka.
I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.
If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I'd have a pun per nickel. 😂🤣😂🤣
But they had naan
It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
