Bread puns
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Bread puns (by Adam Tote)
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If you make a living from bread puns,

It means you knead them to make dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Comment bread puns

To make me loaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majoramo0n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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If I had a nickel for every bread pun out there...

Then I’d have a punpernickel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Yo come up with the best bread puns and dont ask rye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Bread puns

That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camprosic
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Bread puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reapterterpud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Bread puns give me life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dud3yeah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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Bread puns make me crumb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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Heh bread puns
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Crusty Bread Pun

Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oczysrebrne1
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How often do bread puns happen?

When you yeast expect it.

P.S. Sorry if this is to cut and rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
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Bread pun

I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteakBarker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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Really easy bread puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shobayra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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I hope these bread puns make you loaf out loud imgur.com/gallery/gf0IUXf…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaykk
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Bread puns are going to donutting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olib_96
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I go to the store and buy 2 eggs, a loaf of bread, and some milk. The cashier says β€œyou must be single” and I respond with β€œhow did you know?”

She responded, β€œ because you are ugly!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Parkwad
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Did you hear about the baker who was obsessed with his bread?

He kneaded it all the time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.

He is in a lot of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04
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Selling bread that isn’t fully cooked

Is a half baked idea that really took off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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if i bet on him he could win me some bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seeebwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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Did you know what did the Grrman Bread said to another German Bread after tapping on his shoulder ?

Gluten Tag.

edit : i fucked up the title

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I’m a delivery driver that delivers bread products, whilst on my round today a gentleman dropped this on me.....”looks like you have the best job” he says, β€œwhy is that?” I ask, because you must be loaded with dough!!!

True dad that man!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunny_2121
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Banana Bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dedpeepl
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The waiter at our local Indian restaurant asked if I wanted bread before the meal.

β€œThat’s a naan-starter” I told him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bullhead20
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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Did you hear about the bread shortage at the Indian grocery store?

When I went there, they had naan left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23
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LPT: If you don't want to buy sandwiches to your co-workers, just buy them with mistakes: Other kind of bread, other size...

Sorry, wrong sub

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Potato23860
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16
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What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public

Anaanymous

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dallasboi1992YT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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Why did the Indian restaurant take their bread off the appetizer menu?

It was a Naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeffreyPetersen
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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I was trying to give away bread for Shabbat, but all the Jews kept getting mad at me.

All I said was there's no challah cost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobskimo
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I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."

"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28
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My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.

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What do call it when you put two slices of bread around your foot?

A below-knee sandwich

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeeah_suree
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I looked in the cupboard to find some Indian bread

But we had naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
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Tomorrow there will be a protest about fairy bread

The police are expecting hundreds and thousands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Gus3114
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I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was

But the conversation went a rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickLikesBombs
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Whenever I'm sad my German friend throws bread at me

A nice game of gluten tag always cheers me up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IWaterboardKids
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What does a baker call bread that shows up unexpectedly?

An interloafer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maerek88
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A good pun is like bread.

It always rises to the occasion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geek-Inc
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I mean hes a bread turtle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What do you get when you cross Jelly, peanut butter, and bread?

This has two outcomes: a) person says what. b) person says sandwich

a) A sandwich! What did you think you’d get? b) You know, you have no clue how many people say what!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tokooMaster
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Came home with all purpose flour. My wife asked why I didn’t get bread flour.

I told her there wasn’t any, in these times bakers can’t be choosers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malker84
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What did the loaf of bread say when the grocery bagger squished it?

DOUGH!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ziegss
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Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread

it's a naan stick pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahonay
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In-Bread Cat
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Why did the bread not go to the doctor?

Because it felt butter in the morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imperiumsage
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I was going to write a joke about bread

But I thought most of you would find it rather stale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matildeconsolado
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Two pieces of bread are talking to each other

Bread 1: So you like mold now?

Bread 2: Yeah it grew on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yunndo
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I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
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I’m addicted to bread

That’s the yeast of my worries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibious_Trout
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Olaf of Bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sasquatch489
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My friend sits around all day dreaming of making bread.

He's emotionally kneady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I have a pure bread dog

His name is Fidough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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The ginger bread man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vermillion_-_
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We found a dolphin skeleton on the beach, so we ground the bones to make some bread...

It was all-porpoise flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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What do you call 100s of pounds of bread?

Crou tons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedFish12094
πŸ“…︎ May 20
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Gar licks bread.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamexceptional
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called?

Mr Yeast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUltimateDoggo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08
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I have a fear of cinnamon bread...

I have cinnamon dread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firebird_Frenzy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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How does German bread introduce itself?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Bread is a lot like the sun

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
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So I was making bread yesterday...

...and like I do every time, I was gently insulting the dough. My son heard me and asked what I was doing.

β€œI’m trying to get a rise out of it.”

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What's an Alabama persons favorite bread?

Inbread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachp787
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Bread is essential.

I'm serious, it's kneaded.

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What a courteous loaf of bread!

Thanks, it's been well risen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZMech
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My girlfriend has been experimenting with fermentation and the other day she made a bread from scratch.

It's a bit sour, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abiatar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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Sourdough bread is probably my favorite bread

Seriously, it's second to Naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Michipotz
πŸ“…︎ May 04
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I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.

It was a total naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penultimate_polka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I broke up with my girlfriend cuz she always wanted me to help her bake bread...

She was too kneady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15
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How does bread say hello?

Glutentag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyNugget17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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My boyfriend works in a bread factory. We’re gonna be struggling forever, but at least we have carbs. v.redd.it/xeiwkctcich41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ebiki
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I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

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Why are breads always lonely?

Because they are aloof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raspana
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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What’s a ruck sack’s favourite bread

A BAGette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/STIMY6
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How do you feed 1000 people with one loaf of bread?

You cut the ends and now you have endless bread.

Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/houseme
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I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.

After all, it's cooked doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
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Recipe: Bread 'n' Pullit

Ingredients

Bread

Method

Pull it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshymint
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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When the French bakery owner asked his customer if he wanted to carry his bread or if he wanted a bag, the customer responded...

Baguette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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A baker was preparing the dough for a loaf of his famous bread, while his son watched.

He slid the loaf into the oven to bake. He told his son, β€œThis bread is for a very special occasion, so I’m going to make a back-up.” He then plopped an extra loaf’s worth of dough onto the table, sliced it into two equal pieces, and immediately put them away. The boy asked, β€œDad, why’d you do that?” The baker smiled and told his son, β€œIt’s better to halve it and not knead it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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My wife - "Can you pick up bread?"

Me - "Yes I can, it's pretty light. Can you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulabon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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Petition to name every joke about bread a bun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0M3T5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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"This Pure-Bread my friend got at a restaurant" imgur.com/HMATbAQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBookOptions
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why did the bread go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crumby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayce_likes_beans
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Got my dad loafers (bread slippers) for his birthday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herr0kitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay2boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Managed to eat over a foot of french bread.

Guess my appetite wasn't loafing around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?

A club sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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What was the prize the baker won for winning the bread contest?

A Dough-gree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursppachulli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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Banana bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbem2016
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Bread is a lot like the sun

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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