Bread puns
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Bread puns (by Adam Tote)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doco12399
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If you make a living from bread puns,

It means you knead them to make dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Comment bread puns

To make me loaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majoramo0n
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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If I had a nickel for every bread pun out there...

Then I’d have a punpernickel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Yo come up with the best bread puns and dont ask rye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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Bread puns

That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camprosic
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2016
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Bread puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reapterterpud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
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Bread puns give me life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dud3yeah
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2017
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Bread puns make me crumb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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Heh bread puns
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Crusty Bread Pun

Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oczysrebrne1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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How often do bread puns happen?

When you yeast expect it.

P.S. Sorry if this is to cut and rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
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Really easy bread puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shobayra
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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Bread pun

I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteakBarker
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I hope these bread puns make you loaf out loud imgur.com/gallery/gf0IUXf…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaykk
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Bread puns are going to donutting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olib_96
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My girlfriend usually has peanut butter toast for breakfast, but this morning we were out of bread, and she’s been grouchy all day.

I never knew she was lack-toast intolerant.

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I mean hes a bread turtle
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodywolfeyes
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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I’m addicted to bread

That’s the yeast of my worries.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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I was going to write a joke about bread

But I thought most of you would find it rather stale

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matildeconsolado
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Why did the bread not go to the doctor?

Because it felt butter in the morning.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imperiumsage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread

it's a naan stick pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahonay
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I can never choose what I want; they have such a rye range of bread!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg323
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My friend sits around all day dreaming of making bread.

He's emotionally kneady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayLittleDoMuch
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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I have a fear of cinnamon bread...

I have cinnamon dread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firebird_Frenzy
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What do you call 100s of pounds of bread?

Crou tons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedFish12094
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bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibious_Trout
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We found a dolphin skeleton on the beach, so we ground the bones to make some bread...

It was all-porpoise flour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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The ginger bread man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vermillion_-_
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Gar licks bread.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iamexceptional
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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I have a pure bread dog

His name is Fidough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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How does German bread introduce itself?

Gluten tag!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ May 02
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Olaf of Bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sasquatch489
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Bread is a lot like the sun

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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What a courteous loaf of bread!

Thanks, it's been well risen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZMech
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Sourdough bread is probably my favorite bread

Seriously, it's second to Naan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Michipotz
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Bread is essential.

I'm serious, it's kneaded.

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What's an Alabama persons favorite bread?

Inbread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachp787
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So I was making bread yesterday...

...and like I do every time, I was gently insulting the dough. My son heard me and asked what I was doing.

β€œI’m trying to get a rise out of it.”

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My girlfriend has been experimenting with fermentation and the other day she made a bread from scratch.

It's a bit sour, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abiatar
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I suggested to my wife that we make some Indian bread for a group dinner appetizer.

It was a total naan starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penultimate_polka
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I broke up with my girlfriend cuz she always wanted me to help her bake bread...

She was too kneady.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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I really like to put meatballs on bread, add cheese, and sauce.

Oh it’s so tasty.

Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub

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What’s a ruck sack’s favourite bread

A BAGette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/STIMY6
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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How does bread say hello?

Glutentag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrispyNugget17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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Recipe: Bread 'n' Pullit

Ingredients

Bread

Method

Pull it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshymint
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My boyfriend works in a bread factory. We’re gonna be struggling forever, but at least we have carbs. v.redd.it/xeiwkctcich41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ebiki
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I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.

After all, it's cooked doe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26
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Why are breads always lonely?

Because they are aloof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raspana
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When the French bakery owner asked his customer if he wanted to carry his bread or if he wanted a bag, the customer responded...

Baguette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boilerup4444
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A baker was preparing the dough for a loaf of his famous bread, while his son watched.

He slid the loaf into the oven to bake. He told his son, β€œThis bread is for a very special occasion, so I’m going to make a back-up.” He then plopped an extra loaf’s worth of dough onto the table, sliced it into two equal pieces, and immediately put them away. The boy asked, β€œDad, why’d you do that?” The baker smiled and told his son, β€œIt’s better to halve it and not knead it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/radioclash86
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How do you feed 1000 people with one loaf of bread?

You cut the ends and now you have endless bread.

Courtesy of my 12 year old daughter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/houseme
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Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay2boy
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Managed to eat over a foot of french bread.

Guess my appetite wasn't loafing around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Petition to name every joke about bread a bun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0M3T5
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Why did the bread go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crumby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayce_likes_beans
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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My wife - "Can you pick up bread?"

Me - "Yes I can, it's pretty light. Can you?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulabon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What was the prize the baker won for winning the bread contest?

A Dough-gree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ursppachulli
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?

A club sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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"This Pure-Bread my friend got at a restaurant" imgur.com/HMATbAQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBookOptions
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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My wife asked me to pick up an ingredient for making bread.

I said of course, it's the yeast I can do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jawn317
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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I really enjoy opening bags of bread,

There’s always a great twist at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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Got my dad loafers (bread slippers) for his birthday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/herr0kitty
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Banana bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbem2016
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I was going to make some Italian Cheese Bread

But I ran out of Alfre-dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaftdriven73
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10
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What do you say about bread that’s a day old?

It was made yeasterday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSovietSavior
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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What is a piece of bread's favorite day?

Yeasterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nicholas-Pressey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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Ah yes Bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?

D'OH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caferreri11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What do you call bread that overflows from the pan

A containment brioche

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fudgey-the-whale
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26
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After a long day, it was nice to hear someone compliment my homemade bread.

I kneaded that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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I don’t care for the bread they serve at the local Indian restaurant.

But it’s really a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Indoorsman101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Did you hear about the Indian restaurant that didn't run out of bread?

It was a naan issue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mon0theist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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I'm so proud of my son, for bringing bread and a jar of peanut butter to the truck show.

After all, this is MONSTER JAM!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31
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bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddiepimpson
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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Ginger Bread Man
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyanCharizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Finely chopped meat mixed with gelatine, blood, grits, or bread, then stuffed into animal intestines or skin, sounds pretty bad wherever you are.

But in Germany, it's the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17
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As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...

They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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Italian white bread is Santa's favorite because

As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout......"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What did the German bread say to the other German bread

Gluten tag

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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I found a new bread recipe where you don’t have to get your hands messy by mixing the dough.

It is kneadless, to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Pure Bread.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/beatless_kemosabe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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My friend came to a fancy dress party wearing a suit and shoes made of bread.

He looked spiffy in his loafers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Benjamin Orr from The Cars loved to bake bread.

Every time her looked down at the dough, he thought β€œI guess you’re just what I kneaded”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surgicalfunnel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What did the German bread say as it rose?

Gluten Tag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shinotheshino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Found in r/WellThatSucks: "xWas looking forward to having some nice bread from a local bakery :(" posted by u/TheWrigglerr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconLord92
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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The best kind of bread is the bread made in India.

It’s simply naan-negotiable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopTarnekPop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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Bread and toes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apenibba2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Bread is a lot like the sun

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThineGreatPotato
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Bread is like the sun

it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HungBarber
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