Does anyone have any good bread puns?

I knead more so my humor can rise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Morty_get_in
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I don't usually make bread puns

They're always too crummy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fairywithcancer
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Bread puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessuh_
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If you make a living from bread puns,

It means you knead them to make dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
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Bread puns (by Adam Tote)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doco12399
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Comment bread puns

To make me loaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majoramo0n
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If I had a nickel for every bread pun out there...

Then I’d have a punpernickel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
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Bread puns

That guy who stole my bread is toast! He butter be able to run fast! Need more bread related puns, much appreciated boys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camprosic
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Bread puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reapterterpud
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Yo come up with the best bread puns and dont ask rye.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrmsa
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Bread puns make me crumb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randyotter
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Bread puns give me life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dud3yeah
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Heh bread puns
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Crusty Bread Pun

Me: Tell me about this bread Baker: It's sweet-ish Me: Hmmm.. I've tried Norwegian, but never that kind. Baker: (Swedish chef voice)Bork, Bork, Bork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oczysrebrne1
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Really easy bread puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shobayra
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How often do bread puns happen?

When you yeast expect it.

P.S. Sorry if this is to cut and rye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Phoenix95
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Bread pun

I make bread puns when you yeast expect it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteakBarker
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I hope these bread puns make you loaf out loud imgur.com/gallery/gf0IUXf…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaykk
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Bread puns are going to donutting
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olib_96
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Bread

If I had a nickel for every bread pun, I'd have a pun per nickel. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy2847
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A Frenchman sticks a bread stick up his ass

Now that's what I call a pain in the ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptFappington
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How do German breads greet eachother?

They say Gluten Morgen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
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What did the revolutionary bread tell the other breads?

We have to rise up, my breadren

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nword55
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I want to bake all my bread from now on.

You can say is a loaf-ty goal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
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I don’t like bread jokes.

They get stale really fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TugBoatAugust
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What does one bread say to another?

"Get a loaf of this guy"

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I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for

I told him it’s Naan of his business

Edit: he could have replied β€œpapa dumb”

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What’s a drug addicts favourite part of decorating the ginger bread house?

Doing the white lines

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-person-online
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Some bastard has taken my festive German fruit bread

I think it was stollen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgtjenno
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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How do German bread makers greet each other at the beginning of the day?

They say "Gluten Morgen!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggfchl
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When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake

I guess that's why they call it window pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I got a bread joke

But it’s crumby

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josentangles
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Indian flatbread is the best bread there is...

Bar Naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brando3141
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Making stale bread taste better is easy

Piece of toast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PulkPush
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How hard is it to track down a bread thief?

It's painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/microbeerology
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What did Elsa say when she ate the spoilt bread?

The mold never bothered me anyway.

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I have always wanted to own a pure bread horse

https://preview.redd.it/x7eqsufaq1x51.jpg?width=599&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fe9d67d655ff805ff8d98bf7b0a79d12d1b7c0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Qirim17
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HOLE wheat bread
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stont753
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How do German breads greet each other?

They say - Gluten Morgen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
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I was going to make a bread joke instead of a cake day joke...

On reflection though, I don’t knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldn’t involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
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What did the german bread say to the other german bread?

Gluten Tag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danylok178
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My wife says I'm obsessed with bread.

But I loaf it just the white amount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsMash29
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How long does it take to cook naan bread?

Unleven minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuanSancock
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I was going to make a bread joke today...

Then I realised it was my cake day and it wasn’t kneaded

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
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I won a loaf a bread today.

I guess that makes me the bread winner of the family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpiritvsRobot
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