What did the hotdog say to it’s bun?

Ketchup! I’ve mustard all my strength to help you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imprettywitty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I got dad joked by my 3 year old daughter at dinner today: "Hey do you have a bun?" I asked her.

"NO I WANT A WHOLE BUN"

She's well on her way to being the dad I never had

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hicd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I was in a food fight at school & accidentally hit the principal with a stale cafeteria bun...

...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?

Gender Rolls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Record_layer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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I started a bun company

But I couldn’t raise the dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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-thought this belonged here- MAN BUN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Now this is a good bun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TecHyBO1
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Today I was eating a hot cross bun when I dropped it on my knee.

Now I have a bunny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What kind of dance do buns do?

Abundance!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Petition to name every joke about bread a bun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/C0M3T5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What did the burger say to the bun?

I'll meat you in the middle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Damn, those buns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athu-Chan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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No bun intended🍞
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alishebl05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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Why don't hamburger buns ever get along?

There's always beef between them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/generalofbread
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Awesome dad! Thanks for getting cinnamon buns.

Don’t thank me, son, it was your mom who suggested we try a little roll play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2020
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My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...

β€œI could but I think the baker might object”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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PsBattle: This Dog inside of a Hot Dog bun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PB_USLC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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My girlfriend is not pleased with my buns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mao_the_cat
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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My kids asked me why sesame seeds are on burger buns.

I replied,

β€œWell actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, they’ve been on a roll.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Buns of... stone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teuntie05
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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A Plain Bun and a Vanilla cream Bun goes to the cinema

During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?

  • Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~

The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?

  • Cause the buns has different fillings~
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0oomo00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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My young son β€œsaid” he made dinner today. He brought me a banana like balloon on a hot dog bun. Confused I said β€œummmm.. thank you .. but...what’s this??”

He said it’s a Halloweenie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bad11ama
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Bread + Headphones: Breadphones. Well this isn't a pun it's a bun. (Sorry)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrackMan217
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
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πŸ‘€︎ u/googalot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Buns hopping around
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EktoHunter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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Why was the bun so happy to see the hotdog?

It was expecting the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parandexical
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Son: "Dad, do you have a man-bun?"

Me: "Knot on top of my head!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Another term for hair that's tied up in a bun is

a hairball

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πŸ‘€︎ u/404wav
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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My girlfriends buns for all to show
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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My grandad was a Baker before he went into the army, he went in all buns glazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaun_Whiteside
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...

I guess they'd have to mullet over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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A β€œman” bun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rexasaurass
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element

Must have been a fault currant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adwyle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.

I replied, β€œYou mean just like the ones grammar used to make?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MusicMan83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Hot dog bun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FingerJacket
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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My German sausage didn't come with a bun...

It was just the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Someone posted on Facebook " I just made some synonym buns"

I replied, "Oh, just like the ones grammar used to make?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackrabbits1im
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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This hipster got upset when his man bun was cut off

He really lost his cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McGroon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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Synonym buns and synonym rolls are basically the same dessert
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pittgoose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mairiphinc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2017
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What happens to old sesame buns?

Their hair starts reseeding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BanoffeeBoi35
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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The Bun Huggers Lounge in Flagstaff, AZ has "additional parking in rear."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddras
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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My roommate ran out of buns and used the last of my flatbreads for his breakfast this morning. He didn't find my response amusing.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotwitty
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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The lone Subway worker was too busy today and ran out of buns, so there was only flatbread left*

He didn't rise to the occasion

*true story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2017
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If cinnamon buns weren't allowed in your religion

would it be called a SINnamon bun?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GigglestickII
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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I told my dad I burned my buns making hamburgers.

He told me to stop sitting on the grill.

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Hot & Steamy Buns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thehammertime
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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Elephants and buns

Thanks to /u/Pirsuit:

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How does an elephant ask for a bun?

raises arm so his nose is touching his upper arm

Can I have a bun please?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobBob1324
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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