What did the hotdog say to itβs bun?
Ketchup! Iβve mustard all my strength to help you!
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︎ Dec 11 2020
I got dad joked by my 3 year old daughter at dinner today: "Hey do you have a bun?" I asked her.
"NO I WANT A WHOLE BUN"
She's well on her way to being the dad I never had
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︎ Nov 19 2020
-thought this belonged here- MAN BUN
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
I was in a food fight at school & accidentally hit the principal with a stale cafeteria bun...
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I started a bun company
But I couldnβt raise the dough
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︎ Aug 02 2020
Now this is a good bun
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︎ May 30 2020
No bun intendedπ
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︎ Dec 03 2018
Petition to name every joke about bread a bun
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︎ Feb 04 2020
What kind of dance do buns do?
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︎ Apr 01 2020
Damn, those buns!
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︎ Jul 16 2019
Why don't hamburger buns ever get along?
There's always beef between them.
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︎ Jun 12 2019
My girlfriend is not pleased with my buns
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︎ Feb 07 2019
PsBattle: This Dog inside of a Hot Dog bun.
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︎ Oct 22 2019
Buns of... stone
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︎ Jul 02 2019
My daughter asked me if I could put her hair in a bun. I said...
βI could but I think the baker might objectβ.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
Awesome dad! Thanks for getting cinnamon buns.
Donβt thank me, son, it was your mom who suggested we try a little roll play.
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︎ Jan 19 2020
A house is not a home until there's an elephant in the room, a skeleton in the closet, a boogeyman under the bed, and a bun in the oven
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︎ Oct 16 2018
My kids asked me why sesame seeds are on burger buns.
I replied,
βWell actually, sesame seeds were the ingredient that made hamburgers popular. Yup. Sesame seeds were the secret to success... ever since then, theyβve been on a roll.β
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︎ Dec 26 2019
A Plain Bun and a Vanilla cream Bun goes to the cinema
During the sad movie, the Vanilla cream Bun cried while the Plain Bun did not... Why?
- Cause the Vanilla cream Bun had fillings~
The Vanilla cream Bun went to the cinema again but this time with the Chocolate cream Bun. However, the Chocolate cream Bun cried but not the Vanilla cream Bun... Why?
- Cause the buns has different fillings~
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︎ Dec 07 2019
Buns hopping around
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︎ Feb 03 2019
My young son βsaidβ he made dinner today. He brought me a banana like balloon on a hot dog bun. Confused I said βummmm.. thank you .. but...whatβs this??β
He said itβs a Halloweenie!
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Bread + Headphones: Breadphones. Well this isn't a pun it's a bun. (Sorry)
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︎ Jul 21 2019
Why was the bun so happy to see the hotdog?
It was expecting the wurst.
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︎ Aug 02 2019
My girlfriends buns for all to show
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︎ Feb 18 2019
A βmanβ bun
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︎ Aug 14 2018
Son: "Dad, do you have a man-bun?"
Me: "Knot on top of my head!"
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︎ Jul 22 2019
Someone posted they had just baked some synonym buns.
I replied, βYou mean just like the ones grammar used to make?β
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︎ Jan 11 2019
My grandad was a Baker before he went into the army, he went in all buns glazing
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Hot dog bun
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︎ Oct 31 2018
Several of the guys at the local pub have pony tails which they wear in pretty little man buns. I wonder if they'd ever consider getting a haircut...
I guess they'd have to mullet over.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
My German sausage didn't come with a bun...
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︎ Nov 25 2018
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︎ Jan 28 2017
Was toasting a hot crossed bun and the power tripped, turned out a raisin had shorted against the toaster element
Must have been a fault currant
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︎ Jun 18 2019
Synonym buns and synonym rolls are basically the same dessert
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︎ Mar 03 2018
This hipster got upset when his man bun was cut off
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︎ Feb 28 2019
What happens to old sesame buns?
Their hair starts reseeding.
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︎ Feb 19 2019
The Bun Huggers Lounge in Flagstaff, AZ has "additional parking in rear."
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︎ Jun 18 2017
My roommate ran out of buns and used the last of my flatbreads for his breakfast this morning. He didn't find my response amusing.
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︎ Jul 30 2014
The lone Subway worker was too busy today and ran out of buns, so there was only flatbread left*
He didn't rise to the occasion
*true story
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︎ Feb 19 2017
If cinnamon buns weren't allowed in your religion
would it be called a SINnamon bun?
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︎ Feb 02 2017
I told my dad I burned my buns making hamburgers.
He told me to stop sitting on the grill.
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︎ Sep 08 2016
Hot & Steamy Buns
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︎ Oct 04 2013
Elephants and buns
Thanks to /u/Pirsuit:
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How does an elephant ask for a bun?
raises arm so his nose is touching his upper arm
Can I have a bun please?
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︎ Jan 14 2015
Buns
Dad: "We're going to go to the store and grabs some buns and get some bread for the hamburgers"
Mom: rolls eyes
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︎ May 12 2014
Someone posted on Facebook " I just made some synonym buns"
I replied, "Oh, just like the ones grammar used to make?"
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︎ May 10 2019
Why weren't the hamburger buns getting along?
There was a beef between them!
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︎ Oct 30 2013
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