I was talking to my choir teacher and she asked me if Icing well.
I told her I don't work in a bakery
What do you call a scary icing that you can't get rid of?
Can someone recommend a better way of de-icing my windshield?
I used a discount card but I only got 20% off.
I used to be in a band called "Icing"
The pun here is really just the icing on the cake
I was quarantined after I tried to put icing on some cake.
They wanted to prevent risk of spreading confection.
My doctor said I should be icing my broken finger to help the swelling go down... Am I doing it right?
One time I had a doughnut stuffed with icing
After numerous icings in a hockey game, a player was sent to the penalty box.
He needed time to thaw out.
When you lick the icing off a spoon are you defrosting it?
my local airport was de-icing the frozen plane
Other people: "So you like ice puns?"
Best 'ice' puns. Go!
What are the best 'ice puns'? Trying to name a project in opposition to U.S. Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, or ICE. Ideas needed. Thx in advance 🙏🏼 Have a punderful day!
My 10 Year Old is Constantly Punny
He said "Remember all those ice puns I did the other day? I think I put too much... THAWT... Into it..."
Nobody will upvote a cake joke on my cake day
Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
This ice truck on my way to work.
What do you call expensive ice?
I’ve been good. No ice cream on Thursday. None on Friday. None on Saturday.
Jackie Chan went on a date. What does he say to break the ice?
Did you hear about the ice cream van that crashed?
The driver blamed it on the rocky road
I woke up this morning to find two birds sitting in the sun in our backyard eating ice cream.
They were Basking Robins.
What would I have if I wrapped ice cream in a tortilla?
Made my first smoothie but used too much ice.
What do you call someone whose whole life revolves around ice?
What's harder than selling ice to an Eskimo?
Selling a vacuum in space.
An ice cream van crashed in the street today
The whole area is coned off.
I am getting concerned. Last week I accidentally swallowed an ice cube
And I still haven't pooped it out.
I used to know what Italians call ice cream in espresso.
How do you make an Ice-T album even cooler?
I went to a microbrewery and a soft serve ice cream store the other day.
If an ice cream van breaks down....
...do they have to put out cones ?
What’s Adrian‘s favorite ice cream
My wife gave me an ultimatum. It was either her or my addiction to sweets.
The decision was a piece of cake.
Good news Scientist have found 1 food that is guaranteed to drop a woman’s sex drive by 50-75%.
Should I worry about those ice cubes I dropped?
Nah, it’s just water under the fridge.
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.
Doctor: I think your DNA is backwards.
Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
Did you hear about the man who abandoned his diet, for an ice cream cone?
Thousand and thousands of years ago, during the last ice age, there lived an animal that excelled at trigonometry, geometry, and could recite Pi to 100 decimal places. It was known simply as.....
.....the mammothematician.
My friend got me a cake for my cake day
He asked me what my favorite part of the day was and I replied “it was the icing on the cake”
What happens if a polar bear sits too long on the ice?
Is there any ice in Leicester?
There is on paper, but word of mouth says it's non-existent
Does anyone know the best way to remove ice from a windscreen?
I've just used an old discount card I found in my wallet, but I only got 20% off....
If you accidentally drop ice cubes on the floor, just quietly slide it under the refrigerator.
Soon it’ll be water under the fridge.
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
What is Ernie's favorite type of ice cream?
My wife: Who ate all the ice cream?
Me: It was my friend Reese.
Her: Huh? how?
Me: Witherspoon.
Why did the kid throw an ice cream into the ocean?
He wanted to see if he could make an ice cream float..
What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and Eminem?
I was briefly considering one of those ice plunge experiences.
If you lick the icing off a spoon...
Where do you learn to make ice cream?
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