Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you get when you add two crystals to two other crystals?

Crystal Math.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePandaExcess
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Have you heard about piezoelectric crystals?

They have a lot of untapped potential.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blckpythn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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happy crystal clear new year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/patrickpang
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080 Pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mckraken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call it when you go to the toilet and pass crystal clear urine?

1080 pee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aldo712
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call crystal-clear urine?

1080P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rkcorinth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I went to the psychic and accidentally broke her crystal ball.

It cost me a fortune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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I bought a crystal ball from an auction recently...

I figured it must be worth a fortune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dens382
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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What do you call crystal clear pee?

1080p

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πŸ‘€︎ u/recrafted
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I dropped my Crystal Ball and it shattered.

I should've seen it coming.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilgeekwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2016
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Geologists do crystal math
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kevbot0492
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works

It just doesn't make scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbunch1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Two crystal balls on a table...

... one turns to the other and says, β€œI don’t know what she sees in you.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ben_iAmHere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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A scientist ran up to me and hit me with a halite crystal and two voltaic cells

Somehow, I was charged with a salt and battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2018
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You might want to invest in Crystal balls

I'm told there is future in it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/El_chupacabra611
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...

... is it a milestone?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfairy
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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Crystal Ball

If I had a crystal ball, I would sit very carefully.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quepyas
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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The people that invented laser diamond cutting are addicted to crystal math
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amishrakefight1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2014
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In Canada Cinderella has a crystal boot

I guess you can say it's a boot a boot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joaquin-_-
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2015
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080p

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpb11223344
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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