Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AquamarineCheetah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2020
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What do you get when you add two crystals to two other crystals?

Crystal Math.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThePandaExcess
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18 2020
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Have you heard about piezoelectric crystals?

They have a lot of untapped potential.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blckpythn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14 2020
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happy crystal clear new year
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/patrickpang
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2020
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I went to the psychic and accidentally broke her crystal ball.

It cost me a fortune.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2018
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I bought a crystal ball from an auction recently...

I figured it must be worth a fortune.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dens382
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26 2018
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I dropped my Crystal Ball and it shattered.

I should've seen it coming.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/evilgeekwastaken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30 2016
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Deodorant irritates my skin, so I got one of those deodorizing crystals. I tried to figure out how it works

It just doesn't make scents.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lbunch1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2019
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Two crystal balls on a table...

... one turns to the other and says, β€œI don’t know what she sees in you.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ben_iAmHere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2018
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A scientist ran up to me and hit me with a halite crystal and two voltaic cells

Somehow, I was charged with a salt and battery.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ToroZuzuX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24 2018
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You might want to invest in Crystal balls

I'm told there is future in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/El_chupacabra611
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2018
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If a crystal grows to exactly 1609.344 meters in length...

... is it a milestone?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lfairy
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07 2014
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Crystal Ball

If I had a crystal ball, I would sit very carefully.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quepyas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2017
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The people that invented laser diamond cutting are addicted to crystal math
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amishrakefight1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16 2014
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In Canada Cinderella has a crystal boot

I guess you can say it's a boot a boot

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Joaquin-_-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2015
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080p

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/franz-hanz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080p

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TooCoolToSocialize
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2019
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080 Pee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mckraken01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call it when you go to the toilet and pass crystal clear urine?

1080 pee.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aldo712
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call crystal-clear urine?

1080P

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rkcorinth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2020
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What do you call crystal clear urine?

1080pee

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dpb11223344
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call crystal clear pee?

1080p

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/recrafted
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03 2019
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Geologists do crystal math
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kevbot0492
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09 2018
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