A funny pickup line.

I think I'm a snowflake. Because I've fallen for you.

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I enjoy it when something makes me think really hard

I love being mentally challenged

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📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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What does santa eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes...

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📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman

Snowballs

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📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Snowflakes

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📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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Dad nearly made me and mom choke on our coffee

Backstory: I had bought a set of nice Nespresso coffee cups for my parents for Christmas (original, I know). But these aren't your standard, chunky, ceramic Christmas mugs with snowflakes or Santas, but actually something for the type of coffee fanatics that spend their money on Clooney's kind of blend, what else?

So - having dessert; cake, coffee, the whole shabang.

Me, inspecting one of said cups: "I'm glad I actually found a set that doesn't stay in the cupboard all year like literally every other mug you've ever gotten from anyone."

Mom, eating cake: "Mm-hmm."

Me: "Like, these are actually really nice. I like the pattern around the base and how they're round and square at the same time."

Mom, between bites: "They're very nice."

Suddenly, Dad, eating his cake completely silently up until this point: "You should take a picture of them. Might make for a pretty cool mugshot."

*Cue me barely managing to swallow my coffee, Mom chuckling into her cup and both o

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What's the difference between a cheetah and office supplies?

One is really fast and the other is stationery.

(I just thought of this one, but it probably already exists in some form because I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake)

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