How do you find DJ Jazzy Jeff in a snowstorm?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phinzgill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Hagrid cremates Harry Potter and throws his ashes into a snowstorm

"You're a blizzard, Harry"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catsu_Miola
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You follow the fresh prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zxCypher
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

You look for Fresh Prints.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Did you hear about the big snowstorm that hit the Canadian Prairies last week?

It's flake news!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcdofras
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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how do you locate Will Smith during a snowstorm?

just look for the fresh prints...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djAntonStyles
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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I feel like a small pepper in a snowstorm!

A little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeWhoDoubts
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just look for the Fresh Prince.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuggerAl
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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There's a crazy snowstorm moving in on me

So I went to the store earlier, and decided to get some steaks and burgers that I could throw on the grill in case our power goes out again (which it probably will). Almost all of the meat was gone from the main part of the case, but I saw some nice cuts in the section up above. I grabbed an employee and asked him to get them down for me, and I asked why they hadn't moved them down already. He just shrugged and said "It's been crazy in here all day. The steaks have never been higher."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daeken
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2016
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My iguana got stuck in a snowstorm.

Man, what a blizzard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StacheKetchum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2017
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Dad Jokes in a Snowstorm

This seriously just happened to my sister. Background: I live in CT, and we just got a big snowstorm.

Dad: We got more snow than Buffalo this year. Sister: Wow... Really? Dad: Yep. So far we got about 18 inches of snow and not a single buffalo.

My dad, ladies and gents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagellum
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2014
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Boyfriend dropped this about the pending snowstorm

Discussing the snow we're supposed to be getting in Minnesota.

Me: I think we're going to get a blizzard..

Him: Like, from Sonic?

He laughs for long, long time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arechs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2014
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My buddy's dad just posted this to facebook about the snowstorm.

"Looks like we got another two feet of snow!"

http://imgur.com/9LtFV8G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coreyisthename
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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Cold Humor

What did the redneck say when he saw dents on the roof of his car after a snowstorm

β€œOh hail nah”

Forgive my pun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NerdWithAPhaser
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?

Just follow the fresh prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyingJ555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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