Snowstorm Puns

There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.

Easy. Just look for fresh prints.

"You're a blizzard, Harry"

It's flake news!

A little chili.

So I went to the store earlier, and decided to get some steaks and burgers that I could throw on the grill in case our power goes out again (which it probably will). Almost all of the meat was gone from the main part of the case, but I saw some nice cuts in the section up above. I grabbed an employee and asked him to get them down for me, and I asked why they hadn't moved them down already. He just shrugged and said "It's been crazy in here all day. The steaks have never been higher."

Man, what a blizzard.

This seriously just happened to my sister. Background: I live in CT, and we just got a big snowstorm.

Dad: We got more snow than Buffalo this year. Sister: Wow... Really? Dad: Yep. So far we got about 18 inches of snow and not a single buffalo.

My dad, ladies and gents.

Discussing the snow we're supposed to be getting in Minnesota.

Me: I think we're going to get a blizzard..

Him: Like, from Sonic?

He laughs for long, long time

"Looks like we got another two feet of snow!"

http://imgur.com/9LtFV8G

What did the redneck say when he saw dents on the roof of his car after a snowstorm

“Oh hail nah”

Forgive my pun

You look for Fresh Prints.

You follow the fresh prints.

just look for the fresh prints...

Just follow the fresh prints.

Just look for the Fresh Prince.