I went out on a hike with my friend and right when we set up we saw the heaviest downpour we had ever seen.

It was intense, just like how we were camping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CthuluOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2018
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Looking out our office window to watch torrential downpour, see a white haired, bearded gentleman who looked just like Santa getting completely soaked as he runs to catch a bus.

Female co-worker: "Awww. Poor Santa! He's getting drenched!" Me: "It's okay. Santa likes rain, dear."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2015
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A couple is touring Moscow...

The husband looks at the cloudy sky and says "It looks like rain" His wife says, "No, it's just cloudy." Their tour guide, a Communist officer named Rudolph, overhears them and says "It will definitely rain." Sure enough, a few minutes later, the heavens open and the tour group runs for cover from the downpour. The husband turns to his wife and says "See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glyph-bellchime
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Hail in Michigan

I recently went with a bunch of friends to see a hockey game at the University of Michigan. If you don't know, everyone who goes to that school is obsessed with their fight song which is titled "Hail to the Victors".

Anyway, we get outside the arena and then a torrential downpour starts. Our group runs underneath a bus stop awning thing to wait out the storm.

Then loud cracks start to be heard. Frozen rain has started to fall everywhere.

We look around at each other.

"Hey guys..." I say.

Everyone tenses up. I see the disappointment on their faces. They know what is about to come out of my mouth.

"Hail to the Victors!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbarts21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2013
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Got dadjoked by my head chef earlier today

I was changing on my way out of work and a co-worker said (in regards to the torrential downpour outside), "I should have brought my toed shoes!" The chef, who was nearby, butted in and said "You have toad shoes?! How many toads does it take to make a shoe?" Needless to say he gained some more of my respect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maddog595959
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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Been following this sub for a while, never thought it would happen to me.

My dad walks up to me and says, "It's supposed to rain spiders tonight."

Mildly terrified by this imagery, I furrow my eyebrows and respond, "huh?"

He explains, "We're supposed to get torrential rains tonight. Tarantula downpours. Get it?"


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πŸ‘€︎ u/isabellajc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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Pulled this one on my brother.

My brother and I were driving through a horrific downpour to go to the local archery range. When we get there we discover that the range is closed. My brother states "well I guess we will have to take a rain check" I then look up at the sky and say "yup it's raining alright."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dantonV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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