Why is it impossible to download a banana from Torrents?
Because it has no seeds.
if i were to torrent the dead sea scrolls
Would it be considered papyracy?
Why don't torrenters ever get convicted?
Because they're generous seeders, and they have to be tried by a jury of their peers.
What happens when a streaming site buys the weather channel?
A torrent!
Me and the old man were walking down a parking lot.
On the way to the store he points and laughs.
"Ha! That's illegal"
I look where he points and it is a Pontiac Torrent...
