4 people on a raft each have a cigarette but no way to light them. One of them throws their cigarette over board..

And the raft becomes a cigarette lighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananacake8008
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hibdob
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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What do you call a virtual reality raft?

Oculus Drift

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πŸ‘€︎ u/denandbil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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What's the best thing about a raft?

It's only one C away from a craft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dunls
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2018
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So my dad was buying a raft today...

He was talking to the guy and told him it had a hole in it, the guy asks "where?", then my dad replies "right there" while pointing at the air nozzle. They both start laughing and the guy gives him $5 off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rope_And_Chair
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...

That was just one of the downfalls!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...

It was a roil-mess.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Why did the hipsters go rafting on the tributary?

They didn't like the main stream!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRexIRL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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This past summer I went rafting with a girl I'm interested in, and her family.

Some of her/our friends came along too. One friend had an exchange student from Mexico with them.

The girl I'm interested in's dad, and the exchange student meet and introduce themselves, then it goes...

Her dad: "So what part of Mexico are you from?"

Student: "My family and I live in Monterrey."

Dad: "Oh wonderful! And what kind of drugs does your family sell?"

-Awkward pause, his daughter appalled, face in palms, completely embarrassed-

Dad: "Hahahah, I'm just kidding, welcome aboard!"

This is pretty much how the whole day went on the river, joke after joke, story after story, and his daughter was completely embarrassed. So great.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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In Current Events...

We went rafting today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masterj2378
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What adventure sport is a black man scared of?

White water rafting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Monkeydoos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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I told my kid off for pouring too much milk into his Weet Bix.

"If your Weet Bix begin to float, then you'll have a whole raft of problems!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ign1fy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2018
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My son asked me how you make a root beer float

Son: How do you make a root bear float? Me: Put it in a life raft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/highclassfire
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2016
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The Man, the Sheep and the Dog

a man, a sheep and a dog are the only survivors of a shipwreck and get marooned on a desert island with more than enough food. days, weeks and months pass and the only thing the can look forward to on the island everyday is the beautiful sunset! every evening the man, the sheep and the dog go and watch the sunset... one day the man attempted to put his arm around the sheep and the dog goes crazy so he has to retract his arm. he angrily exclaims "I was just cuddling!" the next evening they are back on the beach and the man sees something out to sea... after further investigation he sees it is a unconscious woman on a raft! the man swims out and rescues the woman, takes her to shore and nurses her back to health they begin chatting and get on incredibly well, she was a beautiful young woman with a great sense of humour. the next evening the man, the woman, the sheep and the dog go to the beach to watch the sunset as per usual... whilst sitting on the beach the woman looked up at the man,

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frzr-csgo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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Doc Brown's First Time Machine

Did you know Doc Brown's first attempt at a time machine wasn't a DeLorean? It was a white water raft. The problem was he couldn't get it up to 88 so he was unable to leave the current.

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