He was talking to the guy and told him it had a hole in it, the guy asks "where?", then my dad replies "right there" while pointing at the air nozzle. They both start laughing and the guy gives him $5 off.
That was just one of the downfalls!
It was a roil-mess.
They didn't like the main stream!
Some of her/our friends came along too. One friend had an exchange student from Mexico with them.
The girl I'm interested in's dad, and the exchange student meet and introduce themselves, then it goes...
Her dad: "So what part of Mexico are you from?"
Student: "My family and I live in Monterrey."
Dad: "Oh wonderful! And what kind of drugs does your family sell?"
-Awkward pause, his daughter appalled, face in palms, completely embarrassed-
Dad: "Hahahah, I'm just kidding, welcome aboard!"
This is pretty much how the whole day went on the river, joke after joke, story after story, and his daughter was completely embarrassed. So great.
White water rafting.
"If your Weet Bix begin to float, then you'll have a whole raft of problems!"
Son: How do you make a root bear float? Me: Put it in a life raft.
a man, a sheep and a dog are the only survivors of a shipwreck and get marooned on a desert island with more than enough food. days, weeks and months pass and the only thing the can look forward to on the island everyday is the beautiful sunset! every evening the man, the sheep and the dog go and watch the sunset... one day the man attempted to put his arm around the sheep and the dog goes crazy so he has to retract his arm. he angrily exclaims "I was just cuddling!" the next evening they are back on the beach and the man sees something out to sea... after further investigation he sees it is a unconscious woman on a raft! the man swims out and rescues the woman, takes her to shore and nurses her back to health they begin chatting and get on incredibly well, she was a beautiful young woman with a great sense of humour. the next evening the man, the woman, the sheep and the dog go to the beach to watch the sunset as per usual... whilst sitting on the beach the woman looked up at the man, and he looked back at her. she says how can I ever repay you? the man then says "you can you take the dog for a walk?"
Did you know Doc Brown's first attempt at a time machine wasn't a DeLorean? It was a white water raft. The problem was he couldn't get it up to 88 so he was unable to leave the current.