Water Rafting Puns

A list of puns related to "Water Rafting"

The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...

It was a roil-mess.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Apr 04 2020
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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👤︎ u/youthfulcomrade
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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What adventure sport is a black man scared of?

White water rafting.

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👤︎ u/Monkeydoos
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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Doc Brown's First Time Machine

Did you know Doc Brown's first attempt at a time machine wasn't a DeLorean? It was a white water raft. The problem was he couldn't get it up to 88 so he was unable to leave the current.

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👤︎ u/Melvinandthekelvin
📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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Pretend you are on a raft in the middle of the ocean surrounded by sharks. You only have a one day supply of water and a harpoon. What do you do?

Stop pretending.

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👤︎ u/hibdob
📅︎ Sep 16 2019
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