What do you call a guy who can't float?

Anchorman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wippwipp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why do dogs float on water so easily?

Because they're good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
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Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?

Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Why do trans girls float on water?

Cuz they are boyn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PreeIsAlive
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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How do you make a root beer float?

Give him a lifejacket!

From my 7 yr old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleC83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...

Boy ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plap12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Why do Dogs float on water?

Because they're good buoys.

(This may be a classic but I still like it)

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I've just found out my dog floats on water...

He's such a good buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Her: whatever floats your boat

Me: Water works the best!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starwars93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why do male ants float in water ?

Because they are boy-ant

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If you throw a pair of fins in water, they'll float. But if you throw one Fin in the water

Helsinki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....

He was a frat buoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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Boy ants float WHO KNEW
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glitchomojo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Whatever floats your boat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-puntificate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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If I was drowning and I had enough money for 1 drink I'd buy a rootbeer float.

They're my favorite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnightHawk37
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I mean... I guess whatever floats your goat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClubTactical
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Whatever floats your boat....

The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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What floats Jay-Z's boat?

BuoyancΓ©.

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You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:

"Where the fuck is my roof?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucasAllenSimms
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Have you ever seen a game controller float in midair?

https://i.imgur.com/SN66gUf.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMGLMAOWTF_com
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well

He’s a good buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louayy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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What ever floats your goats
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deathlysin
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Just mentioned to the Mrs that I’ve always had a little bit of a thing for BeyoncΓ©. β€œwhatever floats your boat” she said. β€œNo” I said β€œthat’s buoyancy”
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Titanic’s Sous Chef: β€œWill this iceberg lettuce float by without harming us?”

Executive Chef: β€œWell, that romaines to be seen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/golubeerji
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What has 3 balls and floats in space.

ET the extra testicle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doubleTSwizzle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why do most senior citizens float?

Because they're just a hollow shell of what they used to be.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattJSharp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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The banana boat float tote.
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Why can’t Maui from Moana float

Cause he is voiced by β€œThe Rock”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltine-boi
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Did you know that for wingless insects, males will float and females will sink?

That's how you know they're buoyant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Why doesn't element number 30 float?

Because it zinks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixeleric
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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Root Beer Float imgur.com/rmP8TXX
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raherin
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What do you call a fire that floats on water?

Flame-bouyant!

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What do you call a male ant that floats?

Boyant

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they’re good buoys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/18021982
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they're good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRetro_Misfit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they are good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cumsock17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why do dogs float so well on water?

Because they are good buoys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_fish12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Why do dogs float?

Because they’re good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiny_fraction
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why do dogs float in water?

They are good buoys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashwynee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What do you call a dog that floats fine?

A good buoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorettooooooooo
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....

Buoyant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Loidz45
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they're good buoys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Borda922
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Why do dogs float in water?

Because they are good buoys!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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How do you make an elephant float?

You just add root beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CircePorkchops
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