Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys.
Why did the boat float away?
It gave into pier pressure.
What do you call a guy who can't float?
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?
Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.
How do you make a root beer float?
Give him a lifejacket!
From my 7 yr old.
Why do trans girls float on water?
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
Why do Dogs float on water?
Because they're good buoys.
(This may be a classic but I still like it)
I've just found out my dog floats on water...
Her: whatever floats your boat
Me: Water works the best!
Why do male ants float in water ?
If you throw a pair of fins in water, they'll float. But if you throw one Fin in the water
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
Whatever floats your boat
If I was drowning and I had enough money for 1 drink I'd buy a rootbeer float.
I mean... I guess whatever floats your goat.
Whatever floats your boat....
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar...
What floats Jay-Z's boat?
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
Have you ever seen a game controller float in midair?
https://i.imgur.com/SN66gUf.jpg
I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well
What ever floats your goats
Just mentioned to the Mrs that I’ve always had a little bit of a thing for Beyoncé. “whatever floats your boat” she said. “No” I said “that’s buoyancy”
Titanic’s Sous Chef: “Will this iceberg lettuce float by without harming us?”
Executive Chef: “Well, that romaines to be seen.”
What has 3 balls and floats in space.
Why do most senior citizens float?
Because they're just a hollow shell of what they used to be.
The banana boat float tote.
Why can’t Maui from Moana float
Cause he is voiced by “The Rock”
Did you know that for wingless insects, males will float and females will sink?
That's how you know they're buoyant
Why doesn't element number 30 float?
What do you call a fire that floats on water?
Why do dogs float on water so easily?
Because they're good buoys.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys.
Why do dogs float so well on water?
Because they are good buoys
Why do dogs float?
Because they’re good buoys.
Why do dogs float in water?
What do you call a dog that floats fine?
How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys!
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