The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...

is Sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlamingNinja925
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The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissMoops
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.

I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedShirtCashion
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I quit being a flat earther,

because no one took me sphereiously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgameshbrah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth

He eventually came around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hud_is_on
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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I used to be a Flat Earther.

Then I came round.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeltaOne211
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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How does a farmer fix a flat tire?

With a Cabbage Patch

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Do we have any flat bread?

Naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rusane
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.

But eventually I came around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jradio610
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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I gave a flat battery away today.

Free of charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rfcoc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?

Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlackJack3t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...

...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?

They are always carrying despair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How do we know that the earth isn't flat?

If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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I've just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Xmas.

Although what the daft boy wants with an ex box, I'll never know.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.

It's a Thor subject for them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I tried to tell a joke about apartments but it fell flat
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...

... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fhogrefe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...

I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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I had an anecdote about menstruation fall flat at the renaissance fair

Of all people, you’d think they’d appreciate a period joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LarsBlackman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.

Guess I'm a Naan prophet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?

At World's End.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Just_arrived_here
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club

Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JhopkinsWA
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?

Scooby Do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1jet007
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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We just made pizza on Indian flat bread

I have to say It was naan’t bad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omenoracle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I was in my flat & this tall lady walked past my window.

I knew she was tall....as I live on the 2nd floor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.

The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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The only thing that flat earthers fear....

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/murkroyal420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread

it's a naan stick pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahonay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.

Nevertiti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Flat earth
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.

"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.

in the end, he came around.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Why do Egyptian riverboat captains tend to be flat-earthers?

Because they live in da Nile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippy-puppy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.

They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrP8978
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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β€œHow much do you want for that flat battery?”

β€œOh, that’s free of charge”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,

β€œI’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What if the earth was both round and flat?

Would it be called cylindearth?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnotherKakkar
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?

A spare I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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Flat earthers don't take this pandemic seriously.

They have no grasp on the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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My car got a flat while I was driving today...

It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear

It's sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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I just got kicked out of the flat earth society

I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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What do you give a plant with a flat tire...

A spare I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NovaArdent3D
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.

He'll come around eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_Vapor_-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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