Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying heβd walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
Heβll come around, eventually.
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︎ May 17 2020
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Flat earth
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︎ Aug 22 2020
The only thing flat earthers fear
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︎ Aug 18 2020
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you give a plant with a flat tire...
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︎ Aug 17 2020
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
βIβm sorry. We donβt serve minors.β
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What performance do get out of a Kia with a flat tire?
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︎ Jul 29 2020
Whatβs a flat eartherβs biggest fear
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
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︎ Feb 06 2020
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
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︎ Jul 27 2020
My car got a flat while I was driving today...
It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Whatβs the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
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︎ May 16 2020
What's making the Earth flat?
The hot solid iron under our feet!
(My first attempt. Please be gentle.)
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︎ Jul 14 2020
Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?
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All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.
I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Flat earthers don't take this pandemic seriously.
They have no grasp on the gravity of the situation.
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︎ May 18 2020
Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.
Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.
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︎ Jun 27 2020
I had to replace 3 flats on my car...
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︎ May 23 2020
How do we know the Earth is flat?
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︎ May 28 2020
C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Do you know how flat-earthers call 2020?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Hereβs an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
Theyβre just optical illusions.
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︎ May 16 2020
FLAT EARTHERS HAVE EVOLVED
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︎ May 25 2020
If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?
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︎ Mar 15 2020
What do you need when you get a flat tire?
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Do flat Earthers have a sphere of influence?
Or do they just plane ignore others?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
What do you call a flat earth rap?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
My stomach is FLAT.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Flat-earther arguments are always terrible since they're never well-rounded
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︎ Jan 11 2020
I hope this joke doesn't fall flat
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Coming in flat
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︎ Jan 09 2020
Franklin D. Roosevelt was a flat earther
The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself
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︎ Mar 19 2020
I thought this was the best one liner but it fell flat
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︎ Jan 02 2020
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
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︎ Oct 05 2018
A flat-eartherβs greatest fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Dec 06 2018
Did you know there are over 2 million Flat Earthers?
Yeah, theyβre all around the world.
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︎ Jan 21 2020
It plays a little flat
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Her bio said that she was a flat earther
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︎ Aug 11 2018
Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmerβs market
I should have bought asparagus
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︎ Jun 21 2019
How do Flat Earthers travel the world?
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Flat earthers have been quiet recently.
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︎ Mar 11 2019
Flat earthers have nothing to fear
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Flat-earthers fear it!
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︎ Apr 23 2018
I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.
Unfortunately the finale wasnβt a cliffhanger.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.
In the end, he came around.
(originally r/jokes)
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︎ Oct 26 2019
My flat-earth cruise to Antarctica was cancelled
It was disappointing, but not the end of the world.
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︎ Jul 18 2019
Whats the Only Thing Flat Earthers have to Fear?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
It's flat
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︎ Apr 11 2019
If the Earth is flat then why is my life going downhill?
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︎ May 29 2019
My guitar seems to be tuned a bit flat
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︎ Jul 17 2019
Hehe... flat cat...
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︎ May 27 2019
The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
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︎ Mar 13 2019
We lost another flat-earther yesterday.
I think he went off the deep end
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︎ Oct 19 2019
I guess she was an actual flat earther
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Have you ever heard a Pepsi sing an A flat?
Of course not. That's just a Fanta C.
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︎ Aug 23 2019
but also, the earth is flat.
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︎ Feb 26 2018
I l8ve telling Flat Earthers to fall off already
But they will never get around to it
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︎ Sep 25 2019
E flat walks into a bar!
The bartender says... Sorry, we don't serve minors!
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︎ Aug 23 2019
What's it called when hyperactive grandma's buy flat screen TVs?
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︎ Oct 02 2019
I was starving when I had a flat tire. I thought:
I should have had asparagus.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Do you know any flat-earthers in your area?
There probably are some; I've heard they're all around the globe.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.
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︎ Aug 15 2019
Gave my kid a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday
I got you an exbox just like you wanted.
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︎ Sep 07 2019
There are many shows of flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world
They'll be so disappointed when they realise that not of them end on cliff hangers
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︎ Sep 06 2019
There are flat earthers...
All around the globe
(Might be a repost but eh it's dumb and I'm sorry)
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︎ Apr 01 2019
The only thing flat earthers fear
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︎ May 05 2020
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Oct 01 2019
The only thing flat-earthers fear...
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself
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︎ Jan 28 2020
The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...
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︎ Feb 16 2019
The only thing flat-earthers have to fear
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︎ Nov 16 2019
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
What do flat-earthers fear most?
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︎ Feb 01 2020
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
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︎ Oct 02 2019
The only thing flat earthers have to fear....
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︎ Oct 05 2019
The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...
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The only thing that flat earthers have to fear...
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︎ Feb 06 2019
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.
In the end, he came around.
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The only thing flat-earthers fear...
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