Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...

I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around, eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MohanBhargava
πŸ“…︎ May 17
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The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.

They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Flat earth
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaFunkJunkie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18
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My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.

in the end, he came around.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 21
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Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear

It's sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesertWolf45
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25
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I just got kicked out of the flat earth society

I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03
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Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.

"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07
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What do you give a plant with a flat tire...

A spare I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NovaArdent3D
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17
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E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,

β€œI’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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What performance do get out of a Kia with a flat tire?

Sub-Optima

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29
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What’s a flat earther’s biggest fear

Sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRPOOPYBH69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread

it's a naan stick pan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jahonay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06
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As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...

It was A minor error.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27
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My car got a flat while I was driving today...

It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05
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What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?

A spare I guess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What's making the Earth flat?

The hot solid iron under our feet!

(My first attempt. Please be gentle.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewrmshin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14
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Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?

. . . . .

All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_brown_clown
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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I just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.

I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01
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I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.

He'll come around eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-_Vapor_-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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Flat earthers don't take this pandemic seriously.

They have no grasp on the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ May 18
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Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.

Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SPONGEROBERT123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27
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I had to replace 3 flats on my car...

I was just 2 tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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How do we know the Earth is flat?

It doesn't wear a bra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZubinB
πŸ“…︎ May 28
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C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.

The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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Do you know how flat-earthers call 2020?

Panic! At The Disc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orto_Dogge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28
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Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.

They’re just optical illusions.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gabriel_Aurelius
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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FLAT EARTHERS HAVE EVOLVED

They are now COVIDeniers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asaasssas
πŸ“…︎ May 25
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If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?

Trouter space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnb1114
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.

Is sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chorlse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?

Asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDeathtune
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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What do you need when you get a flat tire?

Asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andythorn1438
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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Do flat Earthers have a sphere of influence?

Or do they just plane ignore others?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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What do you call a flat earth rap?

A disc track

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?

"The earth is SPLAT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davis_Schina
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27
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My stomach is FLAT.

The L is just silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?

A Discussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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Flat-earther arguments are always terrible since they're never well-rounded
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAcademy_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I hope this joke doesn't fall flat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyWordsmith
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.

It's a naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bay2boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Coming in flat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntn_98
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Franklin D. Roosevelt was a flat earther

The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logoman4
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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I thought this was the best one liner but it fell flat

_

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlveazie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?

Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22
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There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.

They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2018
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A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youngdoorstop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2018
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Did you know there are over 2 million Flat Earthers?

Yeah, they’re all around the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nftpc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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It plays a little flat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demosthenes-42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Her bio said that she was a flat earther
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πŸ‘€︎ u/onereddityboii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market

I should have bought asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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How do Flat Earthers travel the world?

On a plane!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Flat earthers have been quiet recently.

They kind of fell off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fezstacles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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Flat earthers have nothing to fear

Except sphere itself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EsCaRg0t
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Flat-earthers fear it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lansaman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.

Unfortunately the finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.

In the end, he came around.

(originally r/jokes)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plane_Garbage
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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My flat-earth cruise to Antarctica was cancelled

It was disappointing, but not the end of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/prepper5
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Whats the Only Thing Flat Earthers have to Fear?

It's Shpere Itself!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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It's flat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMightyPanda27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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If the Earth is flat then why is my life going downhill?

Please help me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyCreeper23
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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My guitar seems to be tuned a bit flat
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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Hehe... flat cat...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloudywaffel
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeXagon_Prats
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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We lost another flat-earther yesterday.

I think he went off the deep end

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_OT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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I guess she was an actual flat earther
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadSpawner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Have you ever heard a Pepsi sing an A flat?

Of course not. That's just a Fanta C.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPumpkinz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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but also, the earth is flat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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I l8ve telling Flat Earthers to fall off already

But they will never get around to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EasyGmoney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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E flat walks into a bar!

The bartender says... Sorry, we don't serve minors!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What's it called when hyperactive grandma's buy flat screen TVs?

80HD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MF62SW
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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I was starving when I had a flat tire. I thought:

I should have had asparagus.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Do you know any flat-earthers in your area?

There probably are some; I've heard they're all around the globe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.

Damn inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyeyedmcgee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Gave my kid a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday

I got you an exbox just like you wanted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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There are many shows of flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world

They'll be so disappointed when they realise that not of them end on cliff hangers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_TheTrashPanda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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There are flat earthers...

All around the globe

(Might be a repost but eh it's dumb and I'm sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HentaiFromSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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This scene fell a little flat v.redd.it/gstf2jxpahp21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jussymane
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilgameshbrah
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
πŸ‘︎ 8k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cjjsteen3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers fear...

The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmellor04
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...

is sphere itself.

πŸ‘︎ 7k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hana-Chi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear

is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoonDragon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adderalin
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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What do flat-earthers fear most?

Sphere itself.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01
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The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/x_Parzival_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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The only thing flat earthers have to fear....

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...

Is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paoerfuuul
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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The only thing that flat earthers have to fear...

is sphere itself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PostreDeLaNoche
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.

In the end, he came around.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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The only thing flat-earthers fear...

...is sphere itself...

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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