Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
The only thing flat earthers fear
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
What do you give a plant with a flat tire...
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
What performance do get out of a Kia with a flat tire?
What’s a flat earther’s biggest fear
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
As an orchestra conductor, I could tell when the entire violin section missed the key with no sharps or flats...
My car got a flat while I was driving today...
It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.
What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
What's making the Earth flat?
The hot solid iron under our feet!
(My first attempt. Please be gentle.)
Why does the flat earther find a strange sense of joy in this pandemic?
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All over the world countries are trying to flatten the curve.
I just got my son a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday.
I have no idea why he was so desperate for an ex box.
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
Flat earthers don't take this pandemic seriously.
They have no grasp on the gravity of the situation.
Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.
Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.
I had to replace 3 flats on my car...
How do we know the Earth is flat?
C, E-flat and G walk in to a bar.
The bartenders says sorry we don't allow minors in here
Do you know how flat-earthers call 2020?
Here’s an original one I just came up with just now while watching the Behind the Curve flat earth conspiracy documentary on Netflix. It made me realize that I am a flat eyeball conspiracist.
They’re just optical illusions.
FLAT EARTHERS HAVE EVOLVED
If the earth was flat and fish swam over the edge, where would they go?
The only thing that Flat-Earthers fear.
What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?
What do you need when you get a flat tire?
Do flat Earthers have a sphere of influence?
Or do they just plane ignore others?
What do you call a flat earth rap?
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
How do flat round throwing objects sort their opinional differences?
Flat-earther arguments are always terrible since they're never well-rounded
I hope this joke doesn't fall flat
Everyone right now in India is hoarding the flat bread.
Franklin D. Roosevelt was a flat earther
The only thing he has to fear was sphere itself
I thought this was the best one liner but it fell flat
So, I was on the train the other day, and you know how it takes a while to get to the city, well my phone battery was flat and I didn't have a book, so I was a bit bored, but then I realised that there is all this cool graffiti on the tunnel walls... and um... so my phone was dead... and.. the city?
Oh darn it! I lost my train of thought.
There is a new reality show where flat earthers are trying to find the edge of the world.
They will be so disappointed when the finale is not a cliffhanger.
A flat-earther’s greatest fear is sphere itself.
Did you know there are over 2 million Flat Earthers?
Yeah, they’re all around the world.
Her bio said that she was a flat earther
Wife and I got a flat tire driving back from the farmer’s market
I should have bought asparagus
How do Flat Earthers travel the world?
Flat earthers have been quiet recently.
Flat earthers have nothing to fear
I just watched a reality show where flat earthers try to find the edge of the world.
Unfortunately the finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.
In the end, he came around.
(originally r/jokes)
My flat-earth cruise to Antarctica was cancelled
It was disappointing, but not the end of the world.
Whats the Only Thing Flat Earthers have to Fear?
If the Earth is flat then why is my life going downhill?
My guitar seems to be tuned a bit flat
The only thing a flat earthier fears is sphere itself
We lost another flat-earther yesterday.
I think he went off the deep end
I guess she was an actual flat earther
Have you ever heard a Pepsi sing an A flat?
Of course not. That's just a Fanta C.
but also, the earth is flat.
I l8ve telling Flat Earthers to fall off already
But they will never get around to it
E flat walks into a bar!
The bartender says... Sorry, we don't serve minors!
What's it called when hyperactive grandma's buy flat screen TVs?
I was starving when I had a flat tire. I thought:
I should have had asparagus.
Do you know any flat-earthers in your area?
There probably are some; I've heard they're all around the globe.
I just bought a replacement tire for 20 bucks more than I had paid for the old one which had gone flat.
Gave my kid a flat piece of cardboard for his birthday
I got you an exbox just like you wanted.
There are many shows of flat-earthers trying to find the edge of the world
They'll be so disappointed when they realise that not of them end on cliff hangers
There are flat earthers...
All around the globe
(Might be a repost but eh it's dumb and I'm sorry)
The only thing flat earthers fear
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
The only thing flat-earthers fear...
The only thing flat-earthers fear is sphere itself
The Only Thing Flat-Earthers Fear...
The only thing flat-earthers have to fear
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.
What do flat-earthers fear most?
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself
The only thing flat earthers have to fear....
The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...
The only thing that flat earthers have to fear...
My flat-earther friend decided to walk to the end of the world to prove it is flat.
In the end, he came around.
The only thing flat-earthers fear...
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