The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
I quit being a flat earther,
because no one took me sphereiously.
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
I used to be a Flat Earther.
How does a farmer fix a flat tire?
Do we have any flat bread?
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
I gave a flat battery away today.
Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?
Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.
Say what you will about anti-vaxxers, flat earthers and young earth Creationists, at least they all have a good conscience...
...especially as they constantly come out with tons of con-science.
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?
They are always carrying despair.
How do we know that the earth isn't flat?
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
I've just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Xmas.
Although what the daft boy wants with an ex box, I'll never know.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
I tried to tell a joke about apartments but it fell flat
I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
I had an anecdote about menstruation fall flat at the renaissance fair
Of all people, you’d think they’d appreciate a period joke
I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.
Guess I'm a Naan prophet.
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
We just made pizza on Indian flat bread
I have to say It was naan’t bad!
I was in my flat & this tall lady walked past my window.
I knew she was tall....as I live on the 2nd floor.
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
The only thing that flat earthers fear....
Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
An ancient Egyptian queen with an especially flat chest was recently discovered.
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
Why do Egyptian riverboat captains tend to be flat-earthers?
Because they live in da Nile.
There is a lot of concern amongst the flat earth brigade with regards social distancing.
They’re worried it’s going to push people over the edge......
“How much do you want for that flat battery?”
“Oh, that’s free of charge”
E-flat walks into a bar. The bar tender looks up and says,
“I’m sorry. We don’t serve minors.”
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
What’s the best vegetable to have around when you get a flat tire?
What do you give a plant with a flat tire...
Flat earthers don't take this pandemic seriously.
They have no grasp on the gravity of the situation.
My car got a flat while I was driving today...
It was a treadful, deflating experience which left me feeling flat and tired.
I debated with a flat earther once. He got so mad and steamed of saying he would walk of the edge of the earth.
He'll come around eventually.
The only thing flat earthers fear
The only thing flat earthers fear is sphere itself.