I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread.
What do flat-Earthers fear?
Where does Boy George get his flat-breads from...?
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
What happened to Guns 'n Roses' tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up for repair?
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded.
What did the vegetarian use to fix his flat tire?
The flat earth society has members all around the globe.
In search of spiritual enlightenment, I travelled to India and encountered a mystic sage that worshipped flat bread and flat bread only.
I quit being a flat earther,
because no one took me sphereiously.
To prove he was right, the "flat earther" walked to the end of the Earth
He eventually came around
I inherited my dad's collection of shallow flat receptacles with a raised edge, used for carrying, holding, or displaying articles.
I used to be a Flat Earther.
How does a farmer fix a flat tire?
I gave a flat battery away today.
I used to be a flat earther. I even set out to sail across the ocean to find the big ice wall.
But eventually I came around.
Dad, what's that big flat hill over there?
Son that's called a Plateau, it's the highest form of flattery known to man.
Why aren’t depressed people worried about flat tyres?
They are always carrying despair.
How do we know that the earth isn't flat?
If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.
I tried to tell a joke about apartments but it fell flat
Today, I got kicked out of my "Flat Earth" Facebook group...
I just wanted to know if the '6 feet apart' social distancing guideline was pushing anyone over the edge.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
I've just bought my son a flat piece of cardboard for Xmas.
Although what the daft boy wants with an ex box, I'll never know.
I'm starting to believe this 'flat earth' thing...
... every photo I've seen of the earth is flat!
Just got the perfect tool for making a good indian flat bread
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
I had an anecdote about menstruation fall flat at the renaissance fair
Of all people, you’d think they’d appreciate a period joke
I'm worried about my friends in the Flat Earth club
Social distancing has really pushed some of them over the edge.
I always know when my Indian flat bread is ready without looking.
Guess I'm a Naan prophet.
Flat Earthers have only one thing to fear
When the mystery machine gets a flat tire who has to change it?
We just made pizza on Indian flat bread
I have to say It was naan’t bad!
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
I was in my flat & this tall lady walked past my window.
I knew she was tall....as I live on the 2nd floor.
Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."
"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.
"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."
My flat-earther friend was determined to walk to the edge of the world to prove it's flat.
in the end, he came around.
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear...
A flat earther was debating me and got so mad he said "I will walk off the edge of the earth to prove you wrong!!"
He'll come around eventually
I once debated a flat earthed. He got me so mad I stormed off, saying I'd come back around eventually.
You could say I went over the edge.
Do we have any flat bread?
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around, eventually.
The only thing that flat earthers fear....
I just got kicked out of the flat earth society
I asked if the 6 feet social distancing guidelines pushed anyone over the edge.
The only thing flat earthers fear
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