A list of puns related to "Matt"
It's called Catt Bellamy and its the lead singer of the band Meows.
I met a stranger oββn tββhe tββube tββhe oββther dββay. He didn't say 'hello', as a normal person might. Instead, he sββaid, "ββRemember Matt Damon".
That seems a little bit weird... but it gets weirder. The next day, I passed the same fellow on the street, while I was out walking my dog. He called out to me once again, "Remember Matt Damon".
But I finally cracked it and called the cops after the SAME guy tββapped oββn mββy bedroom wββindow, aββt 1ββ1.30 pm last nββight. He called to me, loud enough for me to clearly hear him through the glass, "ββRemember Matt Damon."
My conversation with the police then went like this:
Me: Officer, I think I have a stalker.
Policeman: can you tell me anything about this person?
Me: Well... uhhh... he reminds me of Matt Damon...
A doormatt.
Daredevil dared evil!
He sometimes wishes heβd never been Bourne.
The BjΓΆrn Identity is promising to be a good flick.
Jake says, βNo, just a regular suit.β
I wasnβt Bourne yesterday, you know.
Maybe heβs Bourne with it. Maybe heβs Wolverine.
Art: At least they don't leave you hanging.
Goodwill Hunting.
Bob
Edited because I used the darker version by mistake
He wishes heβd never been Bourne.
"I usually go by either." "Okay Either, nice to meet you!"
People are always walking all over Matt's.
Mattadores bullfighting.
because he will always be stuck in second gear!
He was Goodwill hunting.
He wasn't really aMUSEd, though
One down, no Sweat.
must really feel like they dodged a bullet right now
During the goodbyes my Dad said "We'll make sure to put out a welcome... Matt next time you come down".
After a few seconds to unravel the monstrosity that had just left my Dad's mouth, we groaned and walked away.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
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