The genie asked, "Whatβs your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "Whatβs your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Hi Reddit! Iβm Steve J. Lindell. CEO of MyPillow. Ask me anything!
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︎ Jan 28 2021
Did you hear that Steve Harvey got into an argument with his wife?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Steve Irwin died the way he lived -
- with animals in his heart.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.
Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Steve Irwin's line of sunscreen has been discontinued.
Turns out it failed to protect you from harmful rays.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
What is Stone Cold Steve Austinβs favourite gaming console?
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︎ Sep 21 2020
I could have been more famous than Steve Jobs
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Steve Jobs never graduated
I found out that Steve Jobs never graduated from college - I guess an Apple a day keeps the doctorate away!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Steve Tyler has quit the music business and become a professional fletcher...
His shop is called Arrowsmith.
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Steve Urkel
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︎ Feb 22 2020
So sad that Steve Jobs died of PC
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︎ Apr 18 2019
COLD STONE STEVE AUSTIN
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︎ Nov 10 2019
what did steve jobs call his prostitute daughter?
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Why did they stop selling Steve Irwin brand sunscreen?
It wasn't blocking the harmful rays.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Steve jobs named an apple computer - Lisa; the same name as his daughter. Do you know what Lisa stood for?
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︎ Feb 12 2020
Dam it, Steve
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︎ Mar 13 2017
How does steve from minecraft stay so fit?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
Steve
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︎ Mar 29 2019
Did you hear about what happened to steve in the nether?
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︎ Nov 08 2019
WTF steve
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︎ Jul 22 2019
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︎ Oct 14 2019
How is Steve Jobs like Donald Trump?
I donβt know, thatβs comparing apples and oranges.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
What do you call it when you get beat up by Steve Jobs?
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︎ Sep 29 2019
DJ Steve Aoki has hung up his vinyls and gone into making biscuits
He's calling his new line DJSteve's
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︎ Jul 06 2019
A couple of decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now, there's no cash, no hope, and no jobs...
For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away
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︎ Jul 11 2019
So it was Steve's Job
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︎ Mar 14 2018
Steve Purell
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Steve Jobs went to the optometrist, she asked if she can have a look at his eyeballs.
He started taking off his pants.
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︎ Jul 05 2019
What happened when Steve Miller drank a cup of herbal tea in his time machine?
Thyme kept on sipping...sipping..sipping..into the future..
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︎ Sep 20 2016
Why didn't Steve Rogers major English?
It's because he is Captain America
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︎ Apr 22 2019
The genie asked, "Whatβs your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "Whatβs your second wish?"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
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︎ Oct 01 2018
Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight
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︎ Feb 07 2020
Did you guys hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into fight?
They say it was a family feud...
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︎ Dec 27 2019
A genie asked, "Whatβs your first wish?" Steve answered, "I wish I was rich."
And the genie said, "Whatβs your second wish, Rich?"
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︎ Jun 27 2018
Genie : Whatβs your first wish?, Steve : I wish I was rich.
Genie : Whatβs your second wish, Rich?
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︎ Jun 11 2019
Did you hear that Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight?
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︎ Mar 05 2019
I heard Steve Harvey and his wife got into an intense argument
It was a real Family Feud
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︎ Apr 22 2019
Did you hear that Steve Harvey and his wife got in a fight?
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︎ Feb 12 2019
Why didn't Steve Rogers Major in English?
Because he's Captain America
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︎ Feb 15 2019
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