The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"

Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"

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Hi Reddit! I’m Steve J. Lindell. CEO of MyPillow. Ask me anything!

[removed]

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ritualaesthetic
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Did you hear that Steve Harvey got into an argument with his wife?

It was a family feud

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icemage27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2021
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Steve Irwin died the way he lived -
  • with animals in his heart.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElZoof
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2020
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I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.

Those are Apple Bottom Genes.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2020
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Steve Irwin's line of sunscreen has been discontinued.

Turns out it failed to protect you from harmful rays.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MannDude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2020
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What is Stone Cold Steve Austin’s favourite gaming console?

The Xbox 316

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RSBennett
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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I could have been more famous than Steve Jobs

But iPhoned it in

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 21 2020
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Steve Jobs never graduated

I found out that Steve Jobs never graduated from college - I guess an Apple a day keeps the doctorate away!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/speculatrix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2020
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Steve Tyler has quit the music business and become a professional fletcher...

His shop is called Arrowsmith.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2020
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Steve Urkel
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Opieward
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2020
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So sad that Steve Jobs died of PC
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jonnydoe345
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18 2019
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COLD STONE STEVE AUSTIN
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/normalizecrocs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10 2019
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what did steve jobs call his prostitute daughter?

Rim, Rim jobs.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sleepcow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2020
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Why did they stop selling Steve Irwin brand sunscreen?

It wasn't blocking the harmful rays.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ColdOxygen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25 2019
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Steve jobs named an apple computer - Lisa; the same name as his daughter. Do you know what Lisa stood for?

The National Anthem

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2020
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Dam it, Steve
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fragileteeth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13 2017
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How does steve from minecraft stay so fit?

He runs around the block

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darius_Skucas
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01 2020
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Steve
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GreenScREEndEAth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29 2019
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Did you hear about what happened to steve in the nether?

Yea I didn’t ether

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KomikazeTheToilet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08 2019
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WTF steve
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/free_30_day_trial
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2019
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Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FlatbushZubumafu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14 2019
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How is Steve Jobs like Donald Trump?

I don’t know, that’s comparing apples and oranges.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Torley_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02 2019
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What do you call it when you get beat up by Steve Jobs?

A Mac attack

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/weebs_are_weird
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2019
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DJ Steve Aoki has hung up his vinyls and gone into making biscuits

He's calling his new line DJSteve's

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HaykoKoryun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06 2019
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A couple of decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now, there's no cash, no hope, and no jobs...

For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11 2019
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So it was Steve's Job
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 14 2018
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Steve Purell
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LordSidewalk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 08 2019
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Steve Jobs went to the optometrist, she asked if she can have a look at his eyeballs.

He started taking off his pants.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wisea9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05 2019
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What happened when Steve Miller drank a cup of herbal tea in his time machine?

Thyme kept on sipping...sipping..sipping..into the future..

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2016
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Why didn't Steve Rogers major English?

It's because he is Captain America

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zaacdragon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2019
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The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"

Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2018
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Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight

It was a family feud

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coolman965
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2020
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Did you guys hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into fight?

They say it was a family feud...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/coop0606
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2019
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A genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve answered, "I wish I was rich."

And the genie said, "What’s your second wish, Rich?"

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πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2018
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Genie : What’s your first wish?, Steve : I wish I was rich.

Genie : What’s your second wish, Rich?

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11 2019
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Did you hear that Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight?

It was a family feud

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Egebung
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2019
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I heard Steve Harvey and his wife got into an intense argument

It was a real Family Feud

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 22 2019
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Did you hear that Steve Harvey and his wife got in a fight?

It was a Family Feud.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amaruna13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12 2019
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Why didn't Steve Rogers Major in English?

Because he's Captain America

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zaacdragon
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