The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"

Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Hi Reddit! I’m Steve J. Lindell. CEO of MyPillow. Ask me anything!

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ritualaesthetic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Did you hear that Steve Harvey got into an argument with his wife?

It was a family feud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Steve Irwin died the way he lived -
  • with animals in his heart.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElZoof
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.

Those are Apple Bottom Genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vehiclesales
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Steve Irwin's line of sunscreen has been discontinued.

Turns out it failed to protect you from harmful rays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MannDude
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What is Stone Cold Steve Austin’s favourite gaming console?

The Xbox 316

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSBennett
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I could have been more famous than Steve Jobs

But iPhoned it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Steve Jobs never graduated

I found out that Steve Jobs never graduated from college - I guess an Apple a day keeps the doctorate away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speculatrix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Steve Tyler has quit the music business and become a professional fletcher...

His shop is called Arrowsmith.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Steve Urkel
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Opieward
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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So sad that Steve Jobs died of PC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnydoe345
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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COLD STONE STEVE AUSTIN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/normalizecrocs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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what did steve jobs call his prostitute daughter?

Rim, Rim jobs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleepcow
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Why did they stop selling Steve Irwin brand sunscreen?

It wasn't blocking the harmful rays.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColdOxygen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Steve jobs named an apple computer - Lisa; the same name as his daughter. Do you know what Lisa stood for?

The National Anthem

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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Dam it, Steve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fragileteeth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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How does steve from minecraft stay so fit?

He runs around the block

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darius_Skucas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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Steve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenScREEndEAth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Did you hear about what happened to steve in the nether?

Yea I didn’t ether

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KomikazeTheToilet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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WTF steve
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πŸ‘€︎ u/free_30_day_trial
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2019
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Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlatbushZubumafu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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How is Steve Jobs like Donald Trump?

I don’t know, that’s comparing apples and oranges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Torley_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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What do you call it when you get beat up by Steve Jobs?

A Mac attack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weebs_are_weird
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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DJ Steve Aoki has hung up his vinyls and gone into making biscuits

He's calling his new line DJSteve's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaykoKoryun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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A couple of decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now, there's no cash, no hope, and no jobs...

For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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So it was Steve's Job
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Steve Purell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordSidewalk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Steve Jobs went to the optometrist, she asked if she can have a look at his eyeballs.

He started taking off his pants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wisea9
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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What happened when Steve Miller drank a cup of herbal tea in his time machine?

Thyme kept on sipping...sipping..sipping..into the future..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/observationstoat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2016
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Why didn't Steve Rogers major English?

It's because he is Captain America

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaacdragon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish I was rich!" The genie nodded and said, "What’s your second wish?"

Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2018
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Did you hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight

It was a family feud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Did you guys hear Steve Harvey and his wife got into fight?

They say it was a family feud...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coop0606
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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A genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve answered, "I wish I was rich."

And the genie said, "What’s your second wish, Rich?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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Genie : What’s your first wish?, Steve : I wish I was rich.

Genie : What’s your second wish, Rich?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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Did you hear that Steve Harvey and his wife got into a fight?

It was a family feud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Egebung
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I heard Steve Harvey and his wife got into an intense argument

It was a real Family Feud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Did you hear that Steve Harvey and his wife got in a fight?

It was a Family Feud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amaruna13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Why didn't Steve Rogers Major in English?

Because he's Captain America

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaacdragon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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