Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.
Those are Apple Bottom Genes.
I could have been more famous than Steve Jobs
But iPhoned it in
Steve Jobs never graduated
I found out that Steve Jobs never graduated from college - I guess an Apple a day keeps the doctorate away!
So sad that Steve Jobs died of PC
what did steve jobs call his prostitute daughter?
Rim, Rim jobs.
Steve jobs named an apple computer - Lisa; the same name as his daughter. Do you know what Lisa stood for?
The National Anthem
How is Steve Jobs like Donald Trump?
I donβt know, thatβs comparing apples and oranges.
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What do you call it when you get beat up by Steve Jobs?
A Mac attack
A couple of decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now, there's no cash, no hope, and no jobs...
For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away
Steve Jobs went to the optometrist, she asked if she can have a look at his eyeballs.
He started taking off his pants.
When Steve Jobs completed the design of his Apple computer ...
You could say it was the MACulate conception!
But he was dismayed when it first stopped working,
Because it was MACulate degeneration...
Do you know what they said when Steve Jobs died?
Jobβs done.
My dad kept insisting Steve Jobs invented a revolutionary way to communicate with people by blinking at them.
In all fairness, he did invent the eye-phone with Jonny Eyeves.
And face-time.
What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a pirate?
One has the iPad and the other eye patch.
Credit to my brother, who is a dad.
