Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump

But you can't really compare apples to oranges.

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I conducted a study for Steve Jobs regarding the lack of evolution in his employees.

Those are Apple Bottom Genes.

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I could have been more famous than Steve Jobs

But iPhoned it in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamhoolhorst
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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Steve Jobs never graduated

I found out that Steve Jobs never graduated from college - I guess an Apple a day keeps the doctorate away!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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So sad that Steve Jobs died of PC
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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what did steve jobs call his prostitute daughter?

Rim, Rim jobs.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Steve jobs named an apple computer - Lisa; the same name as his daughter. Do you know what Lisa stood for?

The National Anthem

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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How is Steve Jobs like Donald Trump?

I don’t know, that’s comparing apples and oranges.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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So it was Steve's Job
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2018
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Steve Jobs would have made a better president than Donald Trump... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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What do you call it when you get beat up by Steve Jobs?

A Mac attack

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A couple of decades ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now, there's no cash, no hope, and no jobs...

For the love of God, don't let Kevin Bacon pass away

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Steve Jobs went to the optometrist, she asked if she can have a look at his eyeballs.

He started taking off his pants.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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When Steve Jobs completed the design of his Apple computer ...

You could say it was the MACulate conception!

But he was dismayed when it first stopped working,

Because it was MACulate degeneration...

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Do you know what they said when Steve Jobs died?

Job’s done.

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My dad kept insisting Steve Jobs invented a revolutionary way to communicate with people by blinking at them.

In all fairness, he did invent the eye-phone with Jonny Eyeves.

And face-time.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2018
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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a pirate?

One has the iPad and the other eye patch.

Credit to my brother, who is a dad.

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Steve Jobs biography should have been called "MacBook"

Was gonna put this in r/showerthoughts but... "No puns"

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