They renamed the charger for the iphone.
Now they just call it apple juice.
Why did the iPhone go to the dentist?
Because it had Bluetooth...
What do you call an iPhone's battery?
So with the new iPhone 13’s coming out this year they decided to change the charger name
It’s now called Apple Juice
My iphone is only responding to Shirley instead of Siri.
I forgot I left it in Airplane mode.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
Why isn't there an Apple iPhone Fold?
Because Apple don't want iPhone to be afoldable.
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
The thief who stole my iPhone
What do you call a software update on an iPhone or and iPad?
Say what you want about the iPhone X but
You can't deny it had a top notch screen.
The iPhone vs Android debate has to stop!
I have a great joke about Iphone battery life!
There is a guy stealing Iphones around town
He is probably going to face time
To the person who took my iPhone off the dinner table, when I was distracted.
I hope you face time soon.
I wanted to video chat with someone so I stole an iPhone
And now I'm going to face time
How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Dad: This survey says it will give me a free iphone
Son: Don't trust it, it's probably a scam.
Dad: I don't buy it.
What do iPhones eat for breakfast?
Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone
He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
Had to remove a load of German names and stuff from my pre-owned iPhone..
My 7 month old started to chew on my wife’s iPhone
I asked her, “does it taste like an Apple?”
Why couldn't the iPhone see?
My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"
I asked him how he came up with those names.
He said, "Because they're all syncing."
Why do Samsung and iphones dislike the Reno and Realme phones
Because they are the OPPOsition
A man walks into Apple and says “Hi, I’m after an iPhone 11”
The assistant says “Ok I’ll serve the iPhone 11 first then”
My dad took me to an Apple store to buy me an iPhone 11
Me: "Please don't fart here."
Dad: "Why?"
Me: "Because they don't have Windows."
Have you heard of the new Mexican iPhone?
It's called the i-yi-i phone.
Why do stormtroopers only have iPhones?
They couldn’t find the Androids they were looking for.
I won’t be needing a new iPhone
Me and my friends decided to do a drop test on my iPhone 6s. When we dropped it, it didn’t break so I said “I guess you could say that test was a 6s”
Why was there never an iPhone 9?
I threw my iPhone to the lake the other thay
The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones...
...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday
I told her she will get it if she gets good grades, does her chores or follows the house rules.
Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone because it's either my way or the Huawei.
If your iPhone runs out of charge...
Does that mean you are out of apple juice?
What happens if you put a iPhone in a blender?
You get apple juice, duh.
My wife asked me to sync her iPhone
iPhone is in the swimming pool now
iPhone developers party was full of clumsy festive drinkers again says Apple in cider
An iPhone assaulted and robbed an Android for nurishment.
It was charged with battery.
I was in the Apple store the other day and the sales assistant Robert, approached me and asked would I like to try the new iPhone. Not interested, I turned and said:
Why are iphone users healthier?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
what do you call an iphone's battery?
What do you call iPhone chargers?
The thief who stole my iPhone ....
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