32 Hilarious Ipad Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I read that 25% of toddlers in America know how to use an iPad.

Whilst 100% of toddlers in China know how to make one.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Mar 08 2021

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Dad: the guy who stole my ipad could

Face time

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👤︎ u/code_punk_

📅︎ Jan 09 2021

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What do you call a software update on an iPhone or and iPad?

An iPatch

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👤︎ u/HisMajestytheSquid

📅︎ Dec 20 2020

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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"

I asked him how he came up with those names.

He said, "Because they're all syncing."

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👤︎ u/Sunyyan

📅︎ Mar 25 2020

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What do you call the pressure Microsoft is under to compete with iPad?

Surface Tension

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👤︎ u/TennisADHD

📅︎ Jun 26 2020

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I recently broke my iPad, so I decided I'll get a new one.

Just in case.

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👤︎ u/spoiler-walterdies

📅︎ Jul 27 2020

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Okay.... yes I know I took this using my phone on an iPad, cause I don’t have Reddit on me iPad

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👤︎ u/lafinggass

📅︎ May 20 2019

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True story: my daughter was playing a pet-salon game on her iPad and said to me: "Hey dad, I've just worked out that if you just brush their teeth over and over you get experience points faster." To which I replied: "You shouldn't grind your teeth."

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👤︎ u/shadowfax1138

📅︎ Dec 08 2018

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I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad...

The fly didn’t stand a chance...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Jan 11 2019

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Me: My iPad ran out last night

Dad: Did you run after it?

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👤︎ u/Owen_B_53

📅︎ Aug 18 2019

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I overheard my wife tell our six year old, “It’s not a good idea to turn up the volume of the IPad to the maximum.”

Me: Listen to mom. That’s......sound advice.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Jun 20 2019

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My toddler keeps sneezing on the iPad

I think I need to buy a snotterbox for it

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👤︎ u/Zucchinikill

📅︎ May 25 2019

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I just saw someone steal an iPad from an apple store!

I think that makes me an iWitness

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Mar 06 2018

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There was a break in at the electronics shop near us...They took all the iPads, iPods and iPhones....

It was an Apple turnover.

One made up by my dad! He's so impressed with himself for making it up he has told the joke where ever possible over the past few years!

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👤︎ u/mnice17

📅︎ Mar 12 2019

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[OC] Did you hear about the thief that got caught stealing an iPhone, an iPad and an iPod?

He’s now an iCon.

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👤︎ u/PadiddleWink

📅︎ Feb 09 2019

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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

A pine-apple

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👤︎ u/FreshCoffee15

📅︎ Dec 26 2018

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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

It had Bluetooth.

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👤︎ u/mrmust4chio

📅︎ Jul 28 2018

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My girlfriend asked for a newspaper. I said don’t be silly, take my iPad

The spider never saw that coming

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👤︎ u/Trtlman

📅︎ Nov 30 2017

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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had a blue tooth!

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👤︎ u/furushotakeru

📅︎ Dec 05 2017

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My daughter came up to me last night with her iPad and said, “Dad, my iPad is dead.”

I said, “Well, we better go bury it then.”

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👤︎ u/just_hest

📅︎ Oct 16 2017

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I sewed my dad's hand up after a glass related incident. After an hour or two and a couple drinks, I hear him yelling downstairs, "I FOUND AN IPAD IN THE MEDICINE CABINET!" m.imgur.com/QUpaMIC

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👤︎ u/Jwidmann

📅︎ Oct 29 2013

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Check out this iPad I found!

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👤︎ u/pintamoo813

📅︎ Nov 20 2013

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girlfriends ipad is aways low on batteries.

GF "Yensy can you put this to charge over there"

Me "why? Wasn't it just charging a minute ago?"

GF "Yea, but Diana keeps crawling over there and pulling it out"

ME "Diana! be like daddy and never pullout"

My first and proudest dad joke. It only took my one year.

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👤︎ u/labatomi

📅︎ Apr 26 2016

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So my Dad got us all new iPads for Christmas...

http://i.imgur.com/Cm3pOai.jpg

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👤︎ u/joko91

📅︎ Dec 25 2013

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Unsurprisingly, my dad's favorite gift for his 60th birthday was from his uncle. An iPhone and iPad!! imgur.com/4ExexJl

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👤︎ u/TheDreadPirateRobert

📅︎ Nov 24 2013

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When we got him a mini iPad for Christmas...

...I'd rather have this than a maxipad.

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👤︎ u/livegoodtimes

📅︎ Dec 25 2013

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The guy who stole my iPad

Should face time

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👤︎ u/joeytherealking

📅︎ Feb 24 2021

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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had a Bluetooth.

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👤︎ u/SpuerStar39

📅︎ May 17 2018

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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had blutooth.

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👤︎ u/StuffInAPile

📅︎ Nov 29 2017

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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1", his iPad "Titanic 2", and his iMac "Titanic 3"...

I asked him how he came up with the names and he got all excited and said: "Because they are all syncing"

Only dad...

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👤︎ u/burton_gaster

📅︎ Sep 19 2013

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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had a Bluetooth...

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👤︎ u/andyg138

📅︎ Oct 04 2018

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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had Bluetooth.

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👤︎ u/schaden-freude

📅︎ Dec 06 2017

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