I read that 25% of toddlers in America know how to use an iPad.

Whilst 100% of toddlers in China know how to make one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Dad: the guy who stole my ipad could

Face time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_punk_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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What do you call a software update on an iPhone or and iPad?

An iPatch

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"

I asked him how he came up with those names.

He said, "Because they're all syncing."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunyyan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do you call the pressure Microsoft is under to compete with iPad?

Surface Tension

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TennisADHD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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I recently broke my iPad, so I decided I'll get a new one.

Just in case.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Okay.... yes I know I took this using my phone on an iPad, cause I don’t have Reddit on me iPad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lafinggass
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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True story: my daughter was playing a pet-salon game on her iPad and said to me: "Hey dad, I've just worked out that if you just brush their teeth over and over you get experience points faster." To which I replied: "You shouldn't grind your teeth."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowfax1138
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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I asked my daughter if she’d seen my newspaper. She told me that newspapers are old school. She said that people use tablets nowadays and handed me her iPad...

The fly didn’t stand a chance...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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Me: My iPad ran out last night

Dad: Did you run after it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owen_B_53
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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I overheard my wife tell our six year old, β€œIt’s not a good idea to turn up the volume of the IPad to the maximum.”

Me: Listen to mom. That’s......sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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My toddler keeps sneezing on the iPad

I think I need to buy a snotterbox for it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zucchinikill
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I just saw someone steal an iPad from an apple store!

I think that makes me an iWitness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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There was a break in at the electronics shop near us...They took all the iPads, iPods and iPhones....

It was an Apple turnover.

One made up by my dad! He's so impressed with himself for making it up he has told the joke where ever possible over the past few years!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mnice17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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[OC] Did you hear about the thief that got caught stealing an iPhone, an iPad and an iPod?

He’s now an iCon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PadiddleWink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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What do you get when you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?

A pine-apple

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreshCoffee15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

It had Bluetooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmust4chio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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My girlfriend asked for a newspaper. I said don’t be silly, take my iPad

The spider never saw that coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had a blue tooth!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/furushotakeru
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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My daughter came up to me last night with her iPad and said, β€œDad, my iPad is dead.”

I said, β€œWell, we better go bury it then.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/just_hest
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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I sewed my dad's hand up after a glass related incident. After an hour or two and a couple drinks, I hear him yelling downstairs, "I FOUND AN IPAD IN THE MEDICINE CABINET!" m.imgur.com/QUpaMIC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jwidmann
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2013
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Check out this iPad I found!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pintamoo813
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2013
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girlfriends ipad is aways low on batteries.

GF "Yensy can you put this to charge over there"

Me "why? Wasn't it just charging a minute ago?"

GF "Yea, but Diana keeps crawling over there and pulling it out"

ME "Diana! be like daddy and never pullout"

My first and proudest dad joke. It only took my one year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labatomi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2016
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So my Dad got us all new iPads for Christmas...

http://i.imgur.com/Cm3pOai.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joko91
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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Unsurprisingly, my dad's favorite gift for his 60th birthday was from his uncle. An iPhone and iPad!! imgur.com/4ExexJl
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2013
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When we got him a mini iPad for Christmas...

...I'd rather have this than a maxipad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livegoodtimes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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The guy who stole my iPad

Should face time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had a Bluetooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpuerStar39
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had blutooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuffInAPile
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2017
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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1", his iPad "Titanic 2", and his iMac "Titanic 3"...

I asked him how he came up with the names and he got all excited and said: "Because they are all syncing"

Only dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burton_gaster
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had a Bluetooth...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyg138
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Why did the iPad go to the dentist?

Because it had Bluetooth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schaden-freude
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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