Facetime Puns

She realized it was 11:59, and grabbed her remote trying to find the channel the ball drop is on. She failed to do so, and I made my best disappointed sigh and told her "Wow babe you really dropped the ball".

My mother FaceTimed me so I could show her my sister and her baby

I went into my sister's room and said, "Hey mom wants to see you. Can you say a quick hello?"

Sister: Sure but just for a minute, I'm exhausted.

BIL, without dropping a beat: Hi exhausted, I'm a new dad!

Old but gold

Does that make you an iWitness?

He said, “Sorry. No time.”

FaceTime

Yeah, he now has to facetime

FaceTime

Wife and I both use Android devices. I converted her from an iPhone.

Wife: I really like this app, now I don't miss facetime as much.

Me: Ya it's great. We can viDuo chat anytime we want.

Wife: smh

Edit: for those unfamiliar with Duo https://duo.google.com/

On Facetime with my mom today.

Mom: frtu, you should really cut your hair for your sister's wedding.
Frtu: Mom, do you know how long it took me to grow it out like this?
Mom: Don't worry it'll grow back.
Dad (in the background): But Karla, don't you realize he's attached to it?

Boyfriend was on FaceTime telling me about how he was going downhill biking tomorrow, and I told him "Please try not to break." (he's been having shoulder problems lately so I was referring to that.) His response: Oh I will, probably around every corner. winks He died laughing as I shook my head in despair...

I was going to the bathroom, going #2, and playing around on my phone when my dad called. I sent him a text saying that I was on the toilet. Within 10 seconds I get another call from him, but this time it's a call to FaceTime with him.

Was facetiming my parents from college and mom asks, "Who do you think is nuttier: Me or your father?" "I don't know. Probably dad," I answered. Then dad..."But I'm not even a professor!"