My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"

I asked him how he came up with those names.

He said, "Because they're all syncing."

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👤︎ u/Sunyyan
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do female robots use when it's that time of the month?

ipads.

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👤︎ u/Not_Texas
📅︎ Aug 31 2019
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When I asked my daughter for a newspaper, she replied:

Dad, this is the 21st century, take my Ipad. What can I say ... this fly didn't understand what exactly killed her.

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📅︎ Jul 04 2017
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We're having some tree surgeons take town some trees at our new house...

I asked my dad "When are the tree fellers coming?"

He replied "Monday, but I'm not sure if it'll be tree fellers, there might be four."

He said it with a stone-cold serious tone, whilst poking around on his ipad. The best sort of delivery for that sort of joke.

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👤︎ u/Lympwing2
📅︎ Aug 10 2015
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Not a dad, but I think I am prepared... Well everyone in line thought so anyway.

This starts and ends at the local coffee shop I go to on the way to work. My cashier takes my order; sausage, egg & cheese with salt, pepper, ketchup and hot sauce, on toasted rye. She taps away for a moment on the iPad POS then looks up and says "and a name for the sandwich?" to which I quickly raise my chest and proclaim "Breakfast!". To this all 6 people in the shop, including the cashier started chuckling.

[drop mic]

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📅︎ Nov 17 2015
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Just a tiny sample of my dad's awesome wit

Last week, my grandmother got minor surgery on her eye. When my dad saw her come out with the dressing over her eye he nudged me and said 'Look! Nana got an ipad!'.

He then went up to her and says,'How'd the surgery go Patsy? Or is it Patchy now?'.

I totally laughed my ass off!

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📅︎ Aug 14 2013
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Multi whammy

There we are, sitting in my parents living room when my mom asks me "how do I get my iPhone and iPad in sync?" I told her "ask my sister, just hope she doesn't make them in sync on the backstreet" to which my dad chimed in "boy that ain't no lie". So I said "I know. I think I need to go home. Bye bye bye."

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👤︎ u/thintoast
📅︎ Nov 18 2015
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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a pirate?

One has the iPad and the other eye patch.

Credit to my brother, who is a dad.

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My Dad got my mom and sister today...

Mom: "Come check out all the birds in the backyard!"
Dad: Looks out window, "hmm, there doesn't seem to be any tits out there today"
Mom and Sister have confused looks on faces.
My dad then proceeds to pull up a pic on his iPad of a bird called the "Long-tailed Tit", and says "see, no Tits!"
Groans

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👤︎ u/Howzie09
📅︎ Mar 03 2015
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At a 60th Wedding Anniversary Reception when...

One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:

"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"

Classic.

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📅︎ Jun 21 2014
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My Dads just joked his online team.

My Dad plays this App Game on his iPad and part of it is part of a "Clan" made up of various team mates from all over the world. Whenever their character levels up they get to pick certain power ups and my Dads due to Level up soon. He had the following conversation with his team mates.

Dad - "On my next Level I'm gonna get a Piecost"

Team Mate 1 - "What's one of those?"

Team Mate 2 - "I've never seen one, what are they?"

Team Mate 3 - "YEAH. WHATS A PIECOST?"

Dad - "About £1.50!"

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👤︎ u/neenoonee
📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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My cousin has three kids and just posted this...

iPads are on sale...

http://imgur.com/m4kp409

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👤︎ u/Matingas
📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1", his iPad "Titanic 2", and his iMac "Titanic 3"...

I asked him how he came up with the names and he got all excited and said: "Because they are all syncing"

Only dad...

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📅︎ Sep 19 2013
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