Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!
Everyone knows that an amoeba is a single cell organism.
It takes a lot of shellfies
There's a nap for that.
There is a nap for that.
He keeps saying they're Li-ion to him.
...I must have left it in Aeroplane Mode.
Because he always cracks the case.
Theyβd be on it all day long if I left them to their own devices.
It's an open and shut case
He was behind the Times.
Dad: "Will there be any German names and numbers on it?
Me: " What? It's Chinese... "
Dad: "I want it to be Hans Free"
Because it had Bluetooth.
"...but I'm not getting any smarter."
Dad walks up to me today.
Dad- "You hear that Google is making a new smartphone?"
Me- "No? Don't really follow things like that closely."
Dad- "Uh yeah, it's kind of like the Iphone.... They call it the Googly EyePhone."
So I proceeded to give him the idea to stick some actual googly eyes on his Iphone. Now I'm sure he will pull out this joke any chance he can get...
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years
