What do you do when your Bluetooth device doesn't pair?
You repair it...
(Sorry I will show myself out)
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...
....is guaranteed to sync.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What do you feel when your phone can't detect your bluetooth device ?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.
It's the only way to parrot.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
My Bluetooth speaker wasnβt working so I threw it into the lake.
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︎ Sep 17 2019
What did the Bluetooth speaker say when it fell in the quicksand?
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︎ Oct 29 2019
If i drink blueberry juice, i'll have bluetooth?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.
I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.
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︎ Nov 07 2018
What do you call a robotic dog, that take commands through bluetooth?
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︎ Nov 27 2018
i sent my phone to dentist cause the bluetooth wasnβt working.
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Why does Vader like Bluetooth?
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︎ Mar 07 2018
I saw a Bluetooth speaker on sale today for $1, but it was broken with its volume stuck on full
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︎ May 28 2018
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︎ May 30 2018
Why don't pirates use Bluetooth devices?
They always sync the boat
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︎ Jul 12 2016
My Dad Asked If He Could Set His Phone's Bluetooth In My Car.
I told him "You can't while I'm driving."
He grabbed the steering wheel and said "Okay I'll drive then."
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︎ Oct 02 2016
My wife said I need to repair the dishwasher.
I said it doesnβt have Bluetooth.
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Why didn't anyone want to date Alexa ?
Because every time she smiled she had a bluetooth.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Why did the speaker go to the dentist?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
*some witty title*
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︎ May 03 2019
A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.
So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?
A Bluetooth device.
Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.
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︎ May 18 2020
I was brushing my daughterβs teeth...
My five year old daughter had a blue colored sucker before bed. As I was brushing her teeth, I noticed they were a bit discolored.
βHey! Youβve got Bluetooth!β I said.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I put my phone under my pillow last night and went to sleep. When I woke up it was gone and a pound coin was in its place
Damn that Bluetooth Fairy
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︎ Oct 03 2019
What do Vikings use to encrypt their messages?
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Kid comes to dad with a blue slushie
The kid grinned at his dad
Dad: That slushie is Bluetooth enabled!
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︎ Jul 18 2019
If you like sweet things you are a sweet tooth. If you like wireless things what are you?
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︎ Mar 20 2019
Tell your Wi-Fi said "Hi"
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︎ May 13 2017
What technology do Smurf dentists use?
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︎ Jun 02 2017
Got my girlfriend after eating cake
My girlfriend just finished eating a slice of cake with blue icing.
I told her that I didn't know she was so technologically advanced.
She replied, "what do you mean?"
"You have bluetooth!"
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︎ Feb 28 2015
Got my girlfriend while making dinner
We were preparing stuff for dinner in the kitchen when my girlfriend goes "Hey, I think I'll go get the (bluetooth) speaker and play some music. How does that sound?"
"Well it doesn't sound like anything right now."
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︎ Oct 30 2014
Amused my son with some dad humor
I had just gotten off the phone with my wife on the car bluetooth and the radio came on. Of course Adele's Hello started playing (why is this song so overplayed?) so I pretended it was another call and started replying to her. It works for the first few verses.
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︎ Jan 26 2016
Our son doesn't like being swaddled
Our 3 week old son doesn't like to be swaddled up with his hands at his side. He raises a fuss if he isn't able to move his hands around. My wife pointed out that he likes hands free.
Me: "I'll get him a bluetooth for Christmas now."
She wouldn't even acknowledge what I said.
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︎ Dec 16 2014
Had A Good One in the Shower This Morning
So I was in the shower with my girlfriend this morning, and I have one of those Moxie Bluetooth showerheads so I can stream music from my phone to my shower.
At different points during the song, I was (gently) playing the cowbell part on her butt, cymbals on her stomach, etc.
During the guitar solo, I picked up some of her wet hair and began strumming the notes along with the song. She gave me a nasty glare.
And then, it hit me.
"Sorry babe. I just can't help playing HAIR guitar during this song!"
The look she gave me....
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︎ Aug 30 2014
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
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︎ Oct 17 2019
Appleβs new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic
Itβs guaranteed to sync.
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︎ Mar 08 2019
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
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︎ Jul 28 2018
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
Because it had a Bluetooth.
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︎ May 17 2018
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
Because it had a Bluetooth...
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︎ Oct 04 2018
I fell asleep with my phone under the pillow last night and when I woke up, it was gone and there was a dollar bill in its place...
Must have been the Bluetooth fairy!
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︎ Sep 26 2017
Why did the smartphone go to the dentist?
Because it had Bluetooth.
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︎ Dec 17 2017
Why did the iPad go to the dentist?
Because it had Bluetooth.
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︎ Dec 06 2017
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