Bluetooth Puns

A list of puns related to "Bluetooth"

My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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👤︎ u/jigsatics
📅︎ May 11 2021
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I bought a Bluetooth speaker called “The Titanic”.

Unfortunately it was “unsync-able”.

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👤︎ u/Uncle_Bug_Music
📅︎ May 24 2021
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What's the best kitchen utensil for fixing a Bluetooth speaker?

A pairing knife.

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👤︎ u/TheRealZy
📅︎ May 25 2021
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What do you do when your Bluetooth device doesn't pair?

You repair it...

(Sorry I will show myself out)

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👤︎ u/VegetableNatural
📅︎ Jan 18 2021
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Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...

....is guaranteed to sync.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you feel when your phone can't detect your bluetooth device ?

Des***pair***

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👤︎ u/subareid
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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If you're having trouble connecting your bluetooth device, just dress in green, sit on a perch and repeat everything that tech support tells you.

It's the only way to parrot.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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What did the Bluetooth speaker say when it fell in the quicksand?

Help! I’m syncing

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👤︎ u/fencer0923
📅︎ Oct 29 2019
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If i drink blueberry juice, i'll have bluetooth?

_(..)/

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👤︎ u/MisterMaster____
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.

I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.

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👤︎ u/augabol
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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What do you call a robotic dog, that take commands through bluetooth?

Rott-wireless

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👤︎ u/snakegear50
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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Why does Vader like Bluetooth?

Because it's Hans Free!

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👤︎ u/Kiyohara
📅︎ Mar 07 2018
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i sent my phone to dentist cause the bluetooth wasn’t working.
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👤︎ u/PepeTheFootLettuce
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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I saw a Bluetooth speaker on sale today for $1, but it was broken with its volume stuck on full

I couldn't turn it down

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👤︎ u/BXCellent
📅︎ May 28 2018
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Why don't Bluetooth devices swim? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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👤︎ u/jokeusername789
📅︎ May 30 2018
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Why don't pirates use Bluetooth devices?

They always sync the boat

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👤︎ u/J_A_C_O_B
📅︎ Jul 12 2016
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My Dad Asked If He Could Set His Phone's Bluetooth In My Car.

I told him "You can't while I'm driving." He grabbed the steering wheel and said "Okay I'll drive then."

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👤︎ u/scottBIGG
📅︎ Oct 02 2016
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My Bluetooth speaker wasn’t working so I threw it into the lake.

Now it’s syncing.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 17 2019
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What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?

Help! We’re syncing!

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👤︎ u/jingles_and_pringles
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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Apple’s new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic

It’s guaranteed to sync.

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👤︎ u/HanlonRazor
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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