Supervisor was talking about an Ethernet connection

I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny. He gave me a verbal warning... :/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDianthus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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These anti-ethernet superPACs are just getting out of hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/climber_g33k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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I told my dad my ethernet wasn't working...

Me- Dad, my ethernet only sometimes works.

Dad- I know, it ether works, or it doesn't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RorariiRS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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How many cats does a IT person own?

5 or 6

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bogmired
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Don’t tell my WiFe, but...

I have been using an Ethernet cable more than anything else.

You can say we have poor communication which makes it difficult to connect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Real_Tohsaka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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If you create puns and don't write them down, they evaporate into the aether, but if you post them to /r/puns, they will stay on the Ethernet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2017
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What's the next part of the pattern?

Cat 1

Cat 2

Cat 3

Cat 4

What comes next?


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gilzabizlo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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A customer said this one to me at work today

I was standing at the counter with one of my employees and we were discussing the fact that the scanner doesnt work very well.

Employee: I think its just an ethernet cable.

Me: Change it out with register 3 and I'll order a new one.

Customer: Don't bother, its an ethernet cable, so ether it works or ether it doesn't.

Groans all around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saolson4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
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Got my coworker as she was looking to plug in her internet

Coworker comes in holding an ethernet cord and asks if we have a jack in this office.

"Nope. It's just me, Andrew, and Jet."

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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