Ethernet Puns

I said it was needed to catch the etherbunny. He gave me a verbal warning... :/

http://imgur.com/a/dLWF2

Me- Dad, my ethernet only sometimes works.

Dad- I know, it ether works, or it doesn't.

5 or 6

I have been using an Ethernet cable more than anything else.

You can say we have poor communication which makes it difficult to connect.

If you create puns and don't write them down, they evaporate into the aether, but if you post them to /r/puns, they will stay on the Ethernet.

Cat 1

Cat 2

Cat 3

Cat 4

What comes next?

Ethernet

I was standing at the counter with one of my employees and we were discussing the fact that the scanner doesnt work very well.

Employee: I think its just an ethernet cable.

Me: Change it out with register 3 and I'll order a new one.

Customer: Don't bother, its an ethernet cable, so ether it works or ether it doesn't.

Groans all around.

Coworker comes in holding an ethernet cord and asks if we have a jack in this office.

"Nope. It's just me, Andrew, and Jet."