My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the "telephone" he had just made from a string and two tin cans. I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but..."
"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
Why isn't there an Apple iPhone Fold?
Because Apple don't want iPhone to be afoldable.
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
Say what you want about the iPhone X but
You can't deny it had a top notch screen.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
What do you call a software update on an iPhone or and iPad?
The thief who stole my iPhone
The iPhone vs Android debate has to stop!
To the person who took my iPhone off the dinner table, when I was distracted.
I hope you face time soon.
I wanted to video chat with someone so I stole an iPhone
And now I'm going to face time
I have a great joke about Iphone battery life!
How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
Dad: This survey says it will give me a free iphone
Son: Don't trust it, it's probably a scam.
Dad: I don't buy it.
There is a guy stealing Iphones around town
He is probably going to face time
My 7 month old started to chew on my wife’s iPhone
I asked her, “does it taste like an Apple?”
Had to remove a load of German names and stuff from my pre-owned iPhone..
Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone
He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
Why couldn't the iPhone see?
What do iPhones eat for breakfast?
Why do Samsung and iphones dislike the Reno and Realme phones
Because they are the OPPOsition
A man walks into Apple and says “Hi, I’m after an iPhone 11”
The assistant says “Ok I’ll serve the iPhone 11 first then”
Have you heard of the new Mexican iPhone?
It's called the i-yi-i phone.
My dad named his iPhone "Titanic 1," his iPad "Titanic 2," and his MacBook "Titanic 3"
I asked him how he came up with those names.
He said, "Because they're all syncing."
I won’t be needing a new iPhone
Me and my friends decided to do a drop test on my iPhone 6s. When we dropped it, it didn’t break so I said “I guess you could say that test was a 6s”
I threw my iPhone to the lake the other thay
Why was there never an iPhone 9?
My dad took me to an Apple store to buy me an iPhone 11
Me: "Please don't fart here."
Dad: "Why?"
Me: "Because they don't have Windows."
What happens if you put a iPhone in a blender?
You get apple juice, duh.
Why do stormtroopers only have iPhones?
They couldn’t find the Androids they were looking for.
The nearby Apple Store just got robbed thousands of dollars worth of MacBooks and iPhones...
...I heard the cops are now looking for iWitnesses
An iPhone assaulted and robbed an Android for nurishment.
It was charged with battery.
My wife asked me to sync her iPhone
iPhone is in the swimming pool now
My kid damaged my iphone so I am giving it away
He is 3 years old, blue eyes, blonde hair...
My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday
I told her she will get it if she gets good grades, does her chores or follows the house rules.
Otherwise she will get a cheaper phone because it's either my way or the Huawei.
iPhone developers party was full of clumsy festive drinkers again says Apple in cider
I was in the Apple store the other day and the sales assistant Robert, approached me and asked would I like to try the new iPhone. Not interested, I turned and said:
If your iPhone runs out of charge...
Does that mean you are out of apple juice?
Why are iphone users healthier?
Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
What was Apple's most profitable iPhone?
Why does the new iPhone 11 Max look like a stove top?
It seems the latest iPhone hints at the existence of an afterlife.
My wife said she needed to pair her iPhone to her watch.
I replied, "I though it was an apple not a pear".
Why are iPhones like the NFL?
My kids are upset they’re not getting iPhones for Christmas, but I’m not made of money
And Apples don’t grow on trees.
The thief who stole my iPhone ....
Why was there no iPhone 9
I asked my friend Sam to sing a song about the iPhone.
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